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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45295
 31.03.2011
World Action "Earth Hour"
He has participated since the first year (already three times). This year, Mother Nature decided not to hope for the unforgettable two-legged crowns, and in Krasnodar took everything into her own hands. Hurricane winds began to tear power lines three days before Earth Hour. As a result, the campaign was successfully held, and it can now safely be renamed to "three days with candles".
It is romantic ;)

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №45294
 31.03.2011
In the news today:
Obama launches secret operation in Libya
U.S. President Barack Obama signed a secret order to launch a secret U.S. military operation in Libya.

The secret US operation, such a secret...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №45293
 31.03.2011
[NO]-body (18:12) :
go to

I'd cut off the porn, she's in the status.

by Vlad (18:22) :
The Blue

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45292
 31.03.2011
In the middle of the discotheque with the toilet cabin there were scratched pants, pants + belt... the question where the man went O_o

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №45291
 31.03.2011
My son (4 years old) is attacking me. For a while, protecting myself with a pillow, I take a fist from him. He goes to his room, brings the sword and announces the new conditions:
Knights with a sword, monsters with ducks (I hold a duck in my hand).
Trying to confuse the grown up, I throw the oak to the side and say:
I don’t have a donkey, so I’m not a monster.
My son’s eyes are serious, and he says to me with a drop of pity:
You are a defenseless monster.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №45290
 31.03.2011
My mother doesn’t believe in the end of the world. She says that the one who has survived the reconstruction is no longer afraid of Nothing.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №45289
 31.03.2011
Translation of the film:
A man has just lost his wife, sitting on the stairs, crying. Another person approaches him, and, with a full face of participation, apparently trying to encourage him somehow, says:

I think you should hang on! I think you should hang yourself.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №45288
 31.03.2011
We answered:
Russia played 1-1 against Qatar
YYY: Does Qatar have a football team?

Do you joke, brother? Their players would break us on the British flag.
And this is the national team of Qatar... by curling... female... junior... paralympic...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №45287
 31.03.2011
A: Is it Strauss playing a stunt?
BBB: It looks like entering Star Wars, or something like that.
I think it reminded me of KVN.
Oh, this is the strait! Everybody is down.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №45286
 31.03.2011
He is cool now.
by Alex :?? to
Mamont: You don’t know what? He bought a broken lamborghini in meat not on the go. In terms of money it turned out like two normal cars. He is cool now. He rotates in his hands the keys from the lamboo and shows everyone a PTS voucher. And he walks.
Mamont: Today to work pleased such came, jumping, the birth is joyful, says "hurra I bought the lighthouse. The right" Then he started asking for money in debt, the type lacks for life. He said, “That’s how the salary was before yesterday.” And he is like "I say, I bought a faro. The right"

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №45285
 31.03.2011
Inlanger: 23-year-old pedophile raped two young boys in McDonald’s toilet
inlanger: I am alarmed by the Facebook button "Be the first friend who liked it" under this news.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №45284
 31.03.2011
Is it normal? we sit at work - here the sirene in the factory - on the idea should take the anti-gas....and a friendly organized crowd in the shelter....but since the top of the legs is not heard... we make a decision... wait - there will be seen)))
The employee flegmatically notices - at Fukushima, too, at first thought that we would wait, suddenly school!!! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №45283
 31.03.2011
Ram is
The advice of the ladies (shut on the goats with their tips) to digest people easier, introduce them as children.

De-GraDG
All normal

De-GraDG
To make it easier to digest people, you need to eat mezim-forte

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №45282
 31.03.2011
Earlier, when I came from school, I was often waiting for a note from my mother on the table: “Sasha, burn your eggs.” It always scared me.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №45281
 31.03.2011
from Lithuania

Imagine how other children will perceive your child’s name? <...> We wanted to call the son Anton, Camille or Stephanie )))) the longest of all lasted Anton, up to the birth)))) Then I scrolled the association with Anton in my head and still changed my mind )))) <...> In the end <...> the son was given the name - Stanislav... Not as rare as I would like, but the son is going and like other than the Sta- mattress you will not call)))))))

Do not destroy your illusions.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №45280
 31.03.2011
111: Here is the taste of music in your lambs.
222: I'm sorry but it's not only not so much of me, it's the golden middle of the Russian hit parade of contemporary music by the results of 2010 :)
111: what a serious argument you pulled out))) type I am not a lamb - I am in the very center of the altar!!!)))

[ + 68 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45279
 31.03.2011
Damn, did not endure, took the cat to the veterinarian, because he fell down - he walks, climbs on every soft toy, even to his wife began to fit - he throws on the coat, no, in nature, it is unpleasant, you go to bed, and he holds a plush mouse in front of you, upset. In short, brought home for lunch, Koshara more or less drowned from anesthesia, but the back legs are still on the side, released him from the cage, so what does this jabar-terrorist first??? blatant, catches the mouse with the teeth for the scratch, adjusts something (the legs are still shaking) and let him chart... Then sat down, looked at me with a triumphant look, said, hid, right? And I started licking out the place where once there were eggs...I was in the aquarium.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №45278
 31.03.2011
Headlines of news:

Medvedev believes nuclear power is safe
Medvedev hopes to restore relations with Georgia
Medvedev believes corruption can be defeated
Medvedev believes in the President of Ingushetia
Medvedev believes in the success of Sochi-2014
Medvedev believes in Russian automobile industry
Medvedev believes in Skolkovo
Medvedev believes in “United Russia”

What about Santa?

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №45277
 31.03.2011
Medvedev demanded the certification of engineering universities.
ANSWER: The engineering university requested the certification of the bears.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №45276
 31.03.2011
Please send your mail. What is? The dog? Yet another time? The dog is gone, don’t call me anymore. Write well?

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