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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №156075
 31.03.2021
Like when I was walking under the table, I was about 5 - 6 years old, I really wanted one toy, the toy was expensive and I did not rush to buy it accordingly. And here in one of the evenings, when I again завël my charm, on the topic, what can we buy vsë so, my father, so that I don't distract him took the first thing that got under his hand, and it was a cubic rubik and said: - go here, collectësh, then we'll talk. Before that I never managed to collect it, but in exactly 10 minutes, I printed a Rubik Cube collected with my dad. My father struck out the newspaper from surprise, my mom looked and said, well, the wanderkind grew, it would be a genius and only I stood and thought that we got a ruby cube with glued squares that are so easy to glue, not painted with paint like in a kindergarten.

As a result of course moë cleaning was quite quickly uncovered, but for the clever toy I got.

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156074
 31.03.2021
A correct school history textbook is a weapon far more powerful than a hord of generosely paid propagandists.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №156073
 31.03.2021
Operation "Belucha": how in the USSR saved 2,000 whales for music.

At the end of December 1984, in the area of the island of Itigran in the north-west of the Bering Sea, a huge cluster of 2 thousand whiteheads fell into a western formed by crumbling ice. In one place gathered almost all the individuals who lived on the eastern coast of Chukotka. Attracted by the chase, the beasts found themselves in the shallow water, in the ice trap. They gathered in two small pebbles, were suffocated and starved.
First aid to the disaster sufferers were provided by the workers of the local Soviet farm "Zora of Communism". For many weeks, fishermen and hunters expanded the straw so that it did not freeze, carried the snow on tractors and fed the animals with ice cream fish.
Thanks to the dedication of the people who helped the whales even in the purge and frost, the animals lasted until February 1985, when the icebreaker "Moscow" came to the Strait of Senyavin from the Anadyr Bay. To get there, the crew developed the maximum speed possible.
At first, the icebreaker simply cut through large "bassins", where the whales were able to rest and recover. The beasts were fed and made alive, and began to play and whisper again. However, large pelynia would sooner or later be stretched by ice, so this stage was only intermediate. The main difficulty was to force the whale to sail behind a huge noisy ship, breaking their way to the water with diluted ice.
Many ways were tried, but they absolutely did not want to sail behind the "threatening" ship.
White whales were still threatened with death, but they remained there. "And then we remembered that these Arctic dolphins react very sensitively to music, - said the captain of "Moscow" Anatoly Kovalenko. - It is not in vain that they are called sea canaries because of the sound signals they emit, communicating with each other. We brought the dynamics on the deck and included a recording with the songs of Alla Pugacheva. The icebreaker moved along the canal in small turns, and the whales pulled after him.
The Chukotka whale population was preserved.
So in 1985, 2,000 Chukotka whales were able to escape from ice captivity only thanks to the recording of Ally Pugacheva.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №156072
 31.03.2021
Scientists have discovered a new strain of coronavirus - Russian.
It is dangerous during opposition rallies and absolutely harmless when voting for the constitution.
And during the parade on May 9, even a little useful.

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