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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №128814
 31.05.2016
Are you using drugs?

I: We both know very well that I don’t make enough money to make drugs a problem.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №128813
 31.05.2016
Translation of:

“When I was about 9 years old, my neighbors asked me to take care of their fish and cat while they were on vacation, and I kind of gladly agreed, and when they left, the FISH WAS DEAD, so when they arrived, I apologized to their mother for what she said like ‘Don’t apologize, I turned off the filter to let them die because there’s too much with them. You’re not to blame for anything” and she gave me 20 backs – that’s the story of my first ordered murder.”

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №128812
 31.05.2016
Dear people people!I have a birthday today, I wish you and myself less gossip and more good, good humor!Smile to you!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №128811
 31.05.2016
thx (15:38:29 30/05/2016): chicken, cucumbers, tomatoes, sausages, strawberries
thx (15:38:30 30/05/2016): thx*
Mu (15:38:42 30/05/2016): sickness and sickness
hgh (15:38:55 30/05/2016): the wicked is the evil bread
Wow (15:39:11 30/05/2016): and the hdeb is the lost bread?)

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