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[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №16916
 31.05.2009
The company "Subculture" All sorts of pieces are sold for the trui ready - mayas with skulls, chains, etc. In particular, on the showcase is the only book: M. Zeligman "How to learn optimism". The joyful Ulyanov Goth.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №16915
 31.05.2009
xxxh: we were there in the game one, there short letters need to be depicted with the body... lost because the girl :(
YYY: in the sense
thx: letter "g" (

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №16914
 31.05.2009
In response to:

In the future, computers will weigh no more than 1.5 tons.
Magazine "Popular Mechanics", 1949
......

At least they were not wrong.)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №16913
 31.05.2009
I went to work with admin. The first day offended professionally as soon as possible to offend admin.
In general, a girl asked the boss: "Who is this blonde?"

[ + 122 - ] Comment quote №16912
 31.05.2009
My friend told me a story today.
He has a friend, something always happens to him. Here are two cases from my life:

They went once in a small company into the forest, for mushrooms. I picked a fox. And so it happened, you want to believe it, you want to - no, bitten the same guy cloves. As he put him in his pants, I hit, but bitten... for eggs. Especially the egg. What to do? You can either lubricate with oil or put a light bulb to let the clot out. But with such a place to experiment with light bulbs is dangerous, you understand. There was no oil at hand. Nothing to do - took the lucky guy to the hospital. Semashko (the case was under Tula). The doctors scratched the tail and after half an hour the tick was removed. Everything is okay, they said who doesn’t happen :)
Passes some time. The guys decide to go into the woods again.
How this is possible and whether it really was, I do not know. The point is that the same guy in the same forest was bitten by a tick... Now for a softer place. What to do - went to the hospital again.
The doctors, without saying a word, pulled out the tick, now it is 15 minutes away. Nothing, they say, you know, a couple of weeks ago we had a tick guy bite for eggs.

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If the people support, there will be a second story :)
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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16911
 31.05.2009
knock on the door to the bathroom.
and Maria! Open the door!
No is! I am without a liver!
I have no lens...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №16910
 31.05.2009
and!! A reminder!! to

People, do not forget to pay for the internet!

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №16909
 31.05.2009
Maybe I don’t understand something?
So explain to me, stupid, what is the pleasure of sleeping with a girl you don’t love (or at least do not respect and think stupid) and after sex to quit?
And why do everyone boast about the quantity, not the depth of the relationship?
Not understood!
Here are some considerations:
Who for a long time drove on the "classic", and then moved to a expensive foreign car - you now and look disgusted in the direction of these wheeled waters, right?
The same is true in relationships.
So fall in love comrades! You really love. It is an unterrestrial feeling, there is nothing better than it in the world. It changes you from within. Do not replace it with surrogates.

P.S And what "picapers" do otherwise than shit you can't call.
with respect, Kobzz, 22 years old, St. Petersburg.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №16908
 31.05.2009
Assessment Commission: Tell us in two words how your system works?
Graduate: It works very well.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16907
 31.05.2009
<@g.> who knows the thread well in the hours?
<[npax]> @.g.I can normally set the time by the arrows.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16906
 31.05.2009
Site of Dating
The princess is waiting for her prince on a white horse.
Address: Chita, Мямякинский district, village of Yelkin, cottage with the inscription on the fence: "Peta Pidaras", ask Frosu.

Commentary

As it turned out later, Petya was far from a pidaras, but just a horseback, as well as an excellent companion and a pleasant interlocutor.
Frosty is out.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №16905
 31.05.2009
Midnight: My friend sold an inherited apartment and bought an annual Infinity for a million. The boy (23 years of age in the GAI - year) rolled in hysteria - they in the GAI on the worst cars to ride "not comilfo" and he, the poor, feels damaged among the brave colleagues. Where is the evil, cruel, maniac comrade Stalin???! to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №16904
 31.05.2009
A fictional quote:
XXX is
Interesting, the man with the numbers to 030 eb guesses anything?

____________________________________________________________________

He guesses that you, dear author, are a rare puzzle, because such a number does not exist in any of the regions of Russia. Go ahead!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №16903
 31.05.2009
<xxx> how well when the phrase "they lived long and happy and died in one day" refers not to the screws in the mirror

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №16902
 31.05.2009
You know...if some organs or parts of the body are not used, they are atrophic.
YYY: I am writing them.
I mean, I am about the brain.
XXX: Even if you have noticed

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №16901
 31.05.2009
This is the case with these bracelets.
I am 41, recently divorced, can I wear a white bracelet or will they laugh at me?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №16900
 31.05.2009
<%Zloben> Lord whoever heard more about such chips in general: Hana Systems =)
<ufir> the name somehow suspiciously benefits

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №16899
 31.05.2009
Drunk in the shell. I do not remember anything. In the morning, I look at the text file on the desk right in the center. I open, I read: "To myself, a sober drunk: you, dude, scratch the joke on the screws, or I can find nothing! You can’t live that way."
I thought...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №16898
 31.05.2009
In Ukraine, if the wife wants to peacefully get rid of her husband, she buys him a motorcycle as a gift! According to statistics, on average after half a year, the husband is considered!"

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №16897
 31.05.2009
by Alla Ivanovna! Fuck it!! to
Burko: Oh not there :)
Ivan Ivanov: Is it there?

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