I didn’t eat chocolate in bed.
Today I woke up with the Rorschach test on my stomach.

I look at my torrents: I get 1.6 Kb/s, I give 536 Kb/s, and I realize that the same thing is happening to me in life.

Have you forgotten the condoms, or have I finished the towels?and c)

Max Art for [Alteir]: and they will welcome us with bread and salt. Bread on the threshold, as a snare, and salt from the seashore

Announcement in Nizhny Novgorod:

The Circus "Chapito"
The circus is out!

We need to get rid of this city.

Recently, the boss at work raised the mood for the whole day. I already liked the phrase: Hi, we ordered you a girl and grass.
Shock for a few seconds.
It was just a banner advertisement.)

I made a home video yesterday. All dressed, no suggestion for sex, and it turned out porn...

Grandma is burning. Looking at the “Pepsi – wild football” advertisement, where blacks run across Africa with Arshavin, and asking: “Our grandson, what is wild football like? Who has lost, will they eat?" It would not be bad...

Our lives are twice as good when we have two cats at home.

HH: I was already studying.
Narnia: I will sit until late.
XHH: Nothing goes into your head.
xxxh:especially when a girl in asyu writes to you "I like when the testicles beat about the pop during sex ". Electricity and thinking about the Reactor Power Supply System.

I read a textbook on UNIX and the mores run on the skin:

As I noted above, if the parent died before the child, the parent of the orphaned child will be init – and it is another task of init – to expect the deceased children.

We need to ban the bathroom immediately! In the United States in 2003, 56 children died from accidents using guns and 86 drowned in the bathroom.
Children must be banned urgently! They are constantly dying!

Alucard
I get rid of those ketchups.

The real first Beijing Ring Road is Beijing's 2nd Ring Road. Currently it forms a rectangle around the old part of Beijing."(c)Wikipedia

The captain obviously would shoot himself.

stIng: saw the sale of the new Prince of Persia for WII. I don’t even know what to expect from a game made by a movie made by the game...

by Steve Siffler
Fuck, can’t you get rid of it!! What is she thinking about? With such a bride, she has no future.

by Anonymous
Brežnev did not think so.

I cut off my legs and lost 30 kg in 1 day!

dts87: Pipet I was stunned.
dts87: hit some test check your IQ
dts87: started passing, already knowing what will be at the end, but did not reach the middle
dts87: I was interrupted by the question: "Which of these lines is longer?"

che (18:41:03 27/05/2010)
Do you know the idea of Schopenhauer Patty?

che (18:41:20 27/05/2010)
We decided to organize a philosophical party.

che (18:41:25 27/05/2010)
Absolute Vodka

Painter (18:41:30 27/05/2010)
:D

che (18:41:35 27/05/2010)
Schopenhauer was absent.

X: Yesterday evening, I was back home, and I saw the oak.
Y: Great, the jewel probably also returned home
X: I struck him with a stick and he struck him.
Y: I’m wondering, and if you get a stick, will you bite?

When Paul Gascoine was treated for alcoholism, the doctor advised him to find a distractive hobby. He began collecting whiskies.