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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №156371
 31.05.2021
It was necessary to make a video of the young goat. No camera in the phone. I am forcing young people to move in the right direction. My mother asked me to leave, but I had no one else to ask for. Her mother is intelligent, she reads novels in French, drinks Arabic coffee, and reflects on philosophical topics.

She has long been distracted, and does not know how to shoot (well, and who does other videos for herself? ) is In other words, “I don’t want, I won’t. I cannot!” I persuaded. Worth removing, the goats are crushed, the mother turns, removing something. I prayed that at least in the frame they were and desirably whole. Photography is complicated in itself. And here without experience... And to sell goats must be urgently and not for meat.

I see. The video is perfect. No one shot of the camera, everything in the frame, the camera didn't even shake a little. It was perfect for moving after the small puppets. No one has seen such a home video of the young man.

The question is: KAAK?

He answers, yes, I was engaged in stand shooting in my youth, the first places in the city were many times. The main thing is to imagine that they are a target and aim as competition...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №156370
 31.05.2021
xxx: I once took a baton of bread, smeared it with strawberries and, like Toska, wanted to eat it in one slice, but my mother chose. She said that I would catch the bite of the intestine and eat it myself.



Mother covered her body.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №156369
 31.05.2021
We are divorced and we are all married.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156368
 31.05.2021
This story took place in the distant 1974. of Kazakhstan. The Kustan region. Our battalion helps clean the bread. A solitary field. Here in the only house was located the management of the car.

On the first day, as we arrived at this place, until the senior had time to unload the property from the trailer, he strictly ordered those entering the suit not to sleep at night, and that, say, the Kazakhs wiped their boots and sweaters, and at the same time a new Zylovsky trailer. To me, personally, he said, the trailer is unlikely to be taken, but to remove the new wheel - how to drink can give!

At night we slept as well. At two o’clock I went out to the yard to cast and I saw that there was no wheel on the trailer. I am in horror. I woke up another daytime and we moved quickly into the fleet (1.5 km) to remove the wheel from some car. Everyone in the car park slept. We twisted the wheel from one ZIL and rolled it to the trailer. It all took us three hours. Before dawn, we went to bed with a feeling of deep satisfaction. After a couple of hours I woke up from some noise, listening. The senior shouted not with his voice, proving to someone: "I myself, personally, fearing that the daytime will fall asleep and the trailer will pull - I took off one wheel..."

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №156367
 31.05.2021
It was an ordinary sunny day, nothing predicted trouble. Then the wife asked:
Am I not fat?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №156366
 31.05.2021
A year ago we had a case in the receiver: three drunk fools killed a lamb and carried him with a demand to a neighboring village, to which they never arrived - they got into the dungeon. The ambulance was stuck: three unconscious bodies in the blood, on one piece of the intestines rolling. They threw them on their bags and into the hospital. The surgeon for ten minutes thoughtfully stared at a piece of the intestine and mentally tried to resemble the victims.

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