My 5 year old daughter: Why does my mom wear makeup?

I: to look good

But she is already beautiful.

I: Oh

Daddy, you need to wear makeup.

I work as a babysitter. I was on a warm-up party and asked to look at a boy 4 years old. Obedient and good.

After a while, I asked to go to the toilet. I take off his pants and put it in front of the toilet. I understand the girls, but I have no experience with the boys. The child holds his hands on the seams and looks at me. Oh well ok. I take his little piss and help to urinate.

Three times throughout the day. The last time I wrote:

You go to the garden, right?

and yes.

Who helps you in the bathroom?

In the garden I keep myself.

xxx: I'm a girl, I also have some kind of kadika, not expressed like some guys, but still. Once in college, a guy asked me if I was not dry) And it was because of the cadic, I clarified. (No problems with hormones or thyroid)



YYY: What type of member do you have? Caddy is fine.



XXX: Yes, but in the box, so as not to scare the cavalry immediately

I sit playing in Skyrim, a compilation from CoronerLemur, if anyone is interested. Call from the VTB Security Service. Twenty minutes I communicate with him (just nothing happened in the game, and I am bored), then he says he is transferring me to the Central Bank operator. And then I knock the bell, just the dragon came. After 15 minutes, the phone call again, the phone call interrupted, and so on. and etc. I say that the call was not interrupted, and I dropped it because I am hit by a dragon here and not at all to talk and in general you go all the way with your divorces. And suddenly this operator begins to give me advice on how to roll a dragon, and ask which assembly I downloaded. This was probably the most interesting call in the history of fraud calls.

Two women are over seventy. I listen to.

And what, he doesn’t call?

and no.

And you?

And I am not. I can’t, I’m a girl.

You will die without joy. Let me teach you. Call him and say calmly, “Did you call? Allo, allo, can’t you hear what you want?”

What if he says, “I didn’t want anything?”

“And you say to him again, ‘Allo, I can’t hear anything, I’m waiting for you today at seven o’clock.’

What if he does not come?

Call me, I will come. I already have a shampoo.

They look at me, and both struggle with me.

XXX: Fuck, and where is the thin line when you plant decently and not decently?

Good when you are, bad when you are.

AAA: It’s clear, but where is the limit?

ZZZ: The Fuck

The word “need” does not frighten the poofist. He had not heard such horrible words.

In the United States, cops have come up with the idea of wrestling the Beatles songs whenever they are tried to be filmed by "activists".
Now YouTube and Instagram are removing any videos with the police because of the copyrights on the Beatles’ music.

First, the stock market collapsed. The ruble fell behind him. Then the interest rates fell. The air transport market. As a result, imports collapsed. In short, a lot of things have collapsed.
and?
We took the situation under control. The dollar collapsed. But this has led to the collapse of our exporters. And we took the situation under even stricter control. Finally, the ruble fell again.
- Anyway, you are lucky that you were not accepted in the construction and you went to the financial and economic...