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[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №51089
 31.07.2011
How to become strong and healthy to like girls?
Send SMS to 2350

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №51088
 31.07.2011
It doesn’t matter what you look at:
Porn or drama.
In the bed stage
Your mother is ready.

He will tell you that you are shaking,
A maniac and perverse.
Looking at a porn.
Spinoff and Dependent.


[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №51087
 31.07.2011
Am I not understanding something? Why do a bunch of men post reports about what their girls are fucking, inadequate and stupid? Is it they feel so much better in their background or are they proud of their ability to cling to the body on various kinds of "removals"?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №51086
 31.07.2011
When he told his older broken son that his grandmother was buried in Chelyabinsk, he issued:
"The harsh Chelyabinsk grandmother at her funeral carried the grave herself..."

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №51085
 31.07.2011
Recently, residents of resorts in Turkey think that Russian tourists have lost their child named Tagil.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №51084
 31.07.2011
HHH
I am a devourer of men's hearts, an unprincipled fox, I have neither soul nor heart, I fell in love with myself and dropped to the will of fate... and so on))))

YYYY
Is that what the grandmother said?

XXX is
No is!! to

YYYY
Who is this?

XXX is
friend, we normally communicated with him, until he decided that he was in love.. exactly 2 months he loved me", and now this is what he arranged for me))) all day ruined me with stories about what kind of fuck))) at the end promised to put his hands on himself and rattled... a man 31 years old...

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №51083
 31.07.2011
Oh, the pigeon is dead, and the cat is hurting...Why do I always notice such things?
Zzz: You’ve seen them since childhood, so you’re so crazy.
Since I was a child, I have been surrounded by death, cats and cats.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №51082
 31.07.2011
I don’t regret having a virtual shirt for her. :)
w3st1sh3: ho-ho, miserable schoolboy, you're a fool :) In the year of edak in 2004, I also stumbled into this Korean junkie and, like many, started cutting in the chat under the girl to get dressed and pumped. Then, in the chat, I met two other talks, we talked for almost half a year, after which they both admitted that they were actually guys, and want me to come to them in Moscow. That was the transsexual boom, fucking.

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51081
 31.07.2011
When a commentary function is added in the BORE, poor linguists, physicists, biologists and all scientists have to cope.

[ + 74 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51080
 31.07.2011
by FIGN. The chicken carries a golden egg, which is a symbol of immortality. The egg is life, the gold is the symbol of the underworld, the world of the dead (the cattle over the gold crawls). To get the golden egg means to gain power over life and death, which is very desirable for the elderly who have enslaved the chicken. They break an egg, but they cannot break it. Running mouse, animal-mediator (like snakes in edema, and proteins, and other fauna living on the tree), connecting worlds (tree - the symbol of the world building, animals-mediators can move throughout the tree). Accordingly, this gray creature is enough to shake the tail, so that the golden egg comes the apocalypse. The grandfather and grandfather broke the eternal life (therefore they cry: otherwise, what would they want to break, well, you will get). The chicken offers them a simple egg, like eat it before you die.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №51079
 31.07.2011
There are two greatest temptations, the breasts and now.
Fuck you and that.
c) the plax

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №51078
 31.07.2011
News on Rambler:
A 34-year-old British woman wakes up as a 15-year-old schoolgirl. <> According to doctors, the woman experienced a rare form of amnesia. Going to the mirror, the "younger" British woman in horror turned away: a strange woman looked at her with wrinkles.

Commentary :
And even more pleasantly her husband, when he was driven out with the scream "the old perverse went out!!and "

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51077
 31.07.2011
We have fun in May :)
This summer with a friend had to go to the territory, pass the exam, both forgot passes (without them they do not let go, quite strict with this).
He goes, shows a check-in, grit "I am late for the exam"... The guard of a brick.
I say "I submit documents for admission", I sneeze and quietly miss...
In what country do we live? and :)

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №51076
 31.07.2011
XXX: Hello
XXX: How is life?
One remains :/

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №51075
 31.07.2011
Modern technology is blurred. Today I ordered ice cream "Creme-Blue"

[ + 106 - ] Comment quote №51074
 31.07.2011
Would you be an orange?
No is
What if I clean?
- Yes

[ + 67 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51073
 31.07.2011
It is the people around them that make out of normal people - computer tricks and homeowners. Do not chase.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №51072
 31.07.2011
I can meet Dick.
You can't meet me, I'll fly at 32:30
Romka: well if at 32-30, then it's really hard to meet O_o

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №51071
 31.07.2011
Dmitry
Today my mom tried to explain to me the actor "bled such, with a smart face, he still played in the movie where they were flying in the spacecraft and the aunt was still" - guess who it is?? to
Masha
by Kianu Reeves
Dmitry
Ept... How?? How can you guess it’s Keanu Reeves ?
Masha
I don’t know but he’s usually pale)))))) and his face is smart))))))
Dmitry
Can you recognize the film by description?
Masha
The matrix probably.
Dmitry
Here’s how to talk to you, aunts, about high art.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №51070
 31.07.2011
Tweeted by Nanotolyevich Medvedko. It would be better to call it that.)

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