The CHC:
Mr. Kaspersky developers, I understand that the process of downloading new databases is extremely important for the security of PCs.
But WHY, at the same time, it is necessary to brutally suppress all the simple death processes, even the video!! to
When Kasper is updated such a feeling that everything else is knocked into the corner and in horror observes the loading of new signatures, expecting at any moment harsh repressions and harsh cleansings.
Must be kind

XXX is urrrrra! Finally!
YYY: What is it?? to
Bella and Edward are fucking fuck!!! At the end of the fourth book!!! to
YYY: Okay, I understand, I will start reading immediately from the fourth :-))
You could not last for a month!
YYY: Do you think Edward caught deer in the woods just to drink blood? and ;-)

XXX: Make a screenshot
XXX and come to me.

The heat, the whisper... There is a woman on the street: "Could you participate in our sociological survey? Here nearby, it will only take 15 minutes, and we have air conditioning..."

xyx> Damn, how hard it is to write officially why the contractor is not pleased. How concise it could be to write - "Pidaraws"...

XXX-I is still steel)))) today in the subway just roasted over the defach one.... on the T-shirt is written in large letters USB... ships in size there was definitely USB 2.0))))))))))))
The normal size. It could be a USB mini.

Mashka_dolban: A pigeon has flown to me. I sit and think. Notice what is. Walk around the house with naked breasts.

by dEc0dEnT:
I worked at the pharmacy in the summer. A guy comes.
"Hello, do you have anything from the cold?"
I give pills.
"... from cough?"
I give pills.
"... from drug poisoning?"

XHH: It was just by news that a truck burned somewhere because of a fire extinguisher that exploded. Local producers are burning.
ууу: Ah, I already see how mints come to the burned truck and write out a fine for the absence of a fire extinguisher at the time of the fire.)

Comment to the photo of the grandmother on the backdrop of the sea... beautiful photo! Is there electricity without you?? to

My friend is doing car repairs. A client came to him, a very cool guy. He tried to demonstrate his steadfastness by showing that he was only treating 300 backs a month for heartburn. My friend told me that if he lived for $100 a month, he’t have heartburn.

One player says to another:
Join my clan.
The second answers:
Will there be a package?

Fantasy_light: what do I have such buffers of steel, it may seem from the sunshine, but not a single T-shirt has already broken
I have nothing to do with it, hiding behind the back of the drum.
I had my jeans broken up again.
Fantasy_light: 0_oh I'm here Kabbah nothing to do with * hiding behind the back of the breast*

Onanism is a great opportunity to once again demonstrate to a woman her complete independence from her.

Now in the universities is a hot time: reception company. I had to sit in the reception committee for half a day. Advising students and their parents. They are fools who ask! Moreover, mothers and children are sometimes interested in fundamentally different possibilities... I remembered one case five years ago.

Alexey, so we will call him, the owner and director of a small manufacturing firm, friendly to our faculty, the daughter graduated from school. As far as I understand, he wanted to make his daughter a successor. Everyone announced that she will enter our university at our faculty.
Money is not a problem for me. Whatever they give up, they will accept it anyway. I want,
Let her study with you.
He introduced her to leading professors, the senior of whom remembered him as a student.
Your student will be. The Excellent!
Yes, we need such!
Lena was not enthusiastic. She humbly stood on the side.

It is time for entrance exams. The first of our courses was a physics exam. Exam in the form of a test. Thirty questions and several options for answers. Just choose the right answer and put the box.
I met Alexey the next morning. She is a wolf daughter on appeal.
It is foolish!! I’m scratching you here! Someone struck me.
The daughter has a silver medal, five in physics in the certificate, and she
We put zero points! Forget it!! to
I did not resist.
Is there not one correct answer? It can help you deal with
The answers?
I will do it myself. I will deal with them myself!!! to
Maybe it's just not lucky, you can try it in the second stream.
Don’t go into the second stream, I’ll do it myself!! to
After a while they return...
Well how?
They took the papers... Really zero points.

P.S Lena is really a stupid girl. She has a humanitarian mindset. We shouldn’t have broken it into our technical faculty. Now she brilliantly graduated from another university, became an economist-accountant... By the way, also a necessary profession in the firm.
P.S to P.S I very much suspect that Lena specifically chose such answers. Not going into energy. And to eliminate the slightest possibility of dad’s influence, she made the right choice. Thirty times in a row. No right to error!

To do this, you need to know physics very well.

The inscription on the door of the psychiatrist’s office: “Please keep silence.
Remember, you are not alone. They hear you... They’re everywhere!”

Do you have a battery case?
YYY: There is. Why to you?
XXX: Where are you from?! to

The Ice. (11:38:57 30/07/2010)
Do you have a date of birth on September 14, 1992?
Angel (11:39:37 30/07/2010)
Yes is
The Ice. (11:39:48 30/07/2010)
Speaking for 16 years.
The Angel (11:40:14 30/07/2010)
17 will be
The Ice. (11:40:49 30/07/2010)
I'll say that if you're getting 18 you'll get 18))
The Angel (11:51:54 30/07/2010)
not 17
The Ice. (11:54:24 30/07/2010)
I am stupid or the stars are not stupid.
The Ice. (11:54:52 30/07/2010)
Tell me what kind of man I was born in the same year as you but I am 18 and you are only 17?! to
The Angel (11:55:55 30/07/2010)
Long talk

The Prince of Persia: Forgotten Whispers.

Why are you lying on the couch at night?
He: Because you took the blanket, and when I tried to pull out a piece of it from under you, you hit me in the cheek!