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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №143489
 31.07.2017
The State Duma has adopted amendments to the recent law on resort collection.
It is assumed that after their approval, the fee will be paid by all Russian citizens who refused to travel for at least a day to the resorts of Crimea or Krasnodar Territory.

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143488
 31.07.2017
To try to make a foldable machine gun-gun decided to do Tula weapons makers, and achieved that in the folded form the weapon even to the weapon was unlike, although in the folded only separately resembled a machine gun-gun..."

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №143487
 31.07.2017
How to wake up when the alarm is silent when the alarm is silent?

I think you can put the mode "in the plane"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №143486
 31.07.2017
To have a flat stomach, you need to eat flat food.
diamant: pizza, chocolate, blend

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №143485
 31.07.2017
Maximum of 10:12
Do you like to humiliate boys?
Go to Skype? I’ve got my sisters, I can beat myself with a belt on the pope, or I can just call you a lady and do your orders.

Crisis 10:27
I want you to strangle yourself with at least a 20cm toy.

Crisis 22:13
Where are you, Maxim?Oh, what men they went for!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №143484
 31.07.2017
I watch a video showing the acoustic systems. I catch myself on the thought that I need a good and high-quality sound, I would have such an acoustic, but then it comes to me.

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