XXX: How little we started to read! It was the most read country.
YYY: What are you suddenly?
XX: Well, we have a discount on books as employees. If someone knows needs books, I give at a wholesale price, and a discount to me. How little we read!

She: Another insult and I will insult myself
He: Yes, I have never offended you at all. I’m just straightforward and look at things objectively.
But my straightforwardness I level up with philanthropic compliments.
Where are the compliments?
He says, “You have chickens!

FAQ: On Saturday evening, a girl came to me. I went to my father's kiosk for 10 minutes to buy cigarettes, I come, and instead of the Ubuntu, the wire is loaded (default loading). The girl claims that the Ubuntu hanged (even the mouse did not ride) and had to reboot. I do not know how it happened. It was like playing music on the player. failed to repeat. You need to check the memory and screw.

MatriX1: No need to check anything, this is the property of girls.

BiTaminka
We were not allowed to go to work on Monday because of the heat!!!! to

BiTaminka
My vacation starts on Monday...

A message from the city's information portal on the topic that the water supply has started to smell dirt:
There is a suggestion: everyone should open the cranes to melt the bad water and leave the house to ride the electric cars to drive out the old cars, and on the way to eat all the bread of the bread factory. Clean the City of Dirt!

In light of this weather, the phrase is recalled more and more often: "Not everyone will live to winter".

From the forum

I have two children - a boy 12, a girl 10 years old. Recently, the son begins to harass his daughter - he starts to go to the toilet when she does well, always tries to be present when his sister changes clothes, when she goes to the bath to wash, runs back and says that he will help her rub her back, although I usually do. I understand that this is a consequence of puberty, but isn’t it going too far?

What an interesting boy, he knows how to run behind.

XXX with professional celebration.
Yyy: xxx, I have one name from Sisadmin)
What about the beard?
And the beard is not done.