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[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №51049
 31.07.2011
The year 2007. Then, as in general and now, Governor of Kemerovo Oblast. Amman of Tuleev. The opening of the Yamaha store in Kemerovo. Music and Champagne. Two old ladies go, one of them, and says, "Tuleev really told me what does the store at Haman open?"

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №51048
 31.07.2011
On the site is sold a TV, reference to it:
The xxx:
The New World: The New World! Don’t get your wife off the TV.
Disadvantages: The price... Well and the wife from the TV not to pull away...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №51047
 31.07.2011
The circle was washed. The dust on the table and the monitor wiped out. The cat scratched. Beer in the refrigerator.

Congratulations to Serena!
Good afternoon admin!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №51046
 31.07.2011
P.P.S. I drove this motorcycle for two days, so I didn’t start this morning.
I hardly found it all out.
And it turns out until you kill the foot, he doesn’t give the fox a spark.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №51045
 31.07.2011
and Volgograd. The temperature is 40+.
He was engaged in welding on a metro loft under a metal roof. Out on the street in an hour. I am what...
The fucking! 40 is cold!! to

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №51044
 31.07.2011
News on the radio:
An employee of the Moscow State Auto Inspectorate, under video recording promised in case of dismissal to cut, kill and rob, was fired.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №51043
 31.07.2011
I stand at the store "Love", I wait for a friend, my mom called, asks where I am.
Without thinking answered "Out of the Favorite".
Now I showed that I love breasts.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №51042
 31.07.2011
The Third World War will begin with a message sent in the wrong window.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №51041
 31.07.2011
Corporate correspondence about employment.

26.07.11 by Tanya
Hi to!
My name is Tatiana, I would like to ask about the possibility of working in your company as an art director. (List of Skills and Skills)
by 26.07. 11 the gender.by :
There are no salary wishes and photos of topless and a motivation letter.
by 29.07. 11 the gender.The dancing,
Judging by your disappearance, I scared you. Sorry generously, I didn’t want to hurt you. A motivation letter cannot be sent.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №51040
 31.07.2011
Yesterday, Lenka went to the shops. I also went to the women’s shop with her. She is of course a girl in the body, but I was not shocked by that. I may be looking at things incorrectly, but I have the word "trucks" in my mind that cannot stand next to "52th size".

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №51039
 31.07.2011
XXX: What is the size of your member?
What about you in centimeters?
No fuck in the paparazzi!

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №51038
 31.07.2011
Included children’s canals:
... it was so cold that Tybsi’s nose, not only, but also O_o’s tube, was frozen.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №51037
 31.07.2011
When did the word "blade" replace the speech?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №51036
 31.07.2011
Only the cleanest socks will come to visit today.

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