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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №150745
 31.07.2018
In any sport, the title "merited master of sports" is given for winning something and only in football for not losing something.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №150744
 31.07.2018
I live near the sea.
He went out onto the balcony to smoke, stretched, and here in front of me at three meters, swinging his wings, the male hanged the tea and began to mourn at me as a cavalry commander in his youth. I cried until I realized that they and the female had a nest on the roof and that tobacco smoke was harmful to the puppies.

Now I smoke on the balcony on the other side of the house.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №150743
 31.07.2018
Russian football team awarded in the Kremlin
And the teams in mathematics, physics, chemistry, biology, programming who took prize places in international competitions in the Kremlin were not awarded.
When it is the opposite, things may change in the country.

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