As our boss says, "She said, he said, does not cane"

He approaches me and says:

Why didn’t you report to the SRM?

You did not set a task!

I have to set you tasks, so don’t you understand?

- You have introduced the regulations yourself, so that everything is not on words, to put tasks to managers!

– Olga, let him go, I’m tired of fighting with him!

The accountant, calmly said, "Well, put a task for me in the SRM, indicate the date of dismissal, the reason, and I will make the order!"

She came after a decree to be arranged as a cashier in a military clothing store. Stage 15 years. I'm given a questionnaire on 5 sheets, more than 100 questions, but, he says, first tell us the time of your birth. The date I am? No, the time. With us, the director is dealing with numerology, he will look at the numbers and decide if you are suitable for us. I said I would call my mom and find out. She went out, threw the questionnaire into the trash and left.

A dispute between a pilot and a technician is more difficult. The technician asks the pilot:

Have you seen a bear on a motorcycle?

The pilot replies:

Well I saw!

Did you see the bears repair these motorcycles? ...

In my courtyard, the alkashi, (judging by their screams and words, serving the term in the zone), occupied the roof of the neighboring house, sat and bowed from evening hours to two in the night, on the staircase of the staircase into the basement. Or, screams, clashes, prison jargon. Bottles, garbage... Appeals to the police gave nothing.

I invented. He went to work in the morning, and with a balloon of car paint (specially purchased) wrote on the wall of the house: "Blue Cock Bar".

The first three days after that, I came home from work, put a chair on the balcony, and it))))

It has been two years, my inscription has long been painted, but nobody still sits there and drinks.

There was a colleague at work, all his free time travelling around Russia and looking for adventures, which only did not happen to him.



Once, he joked about whether it was an affair or something else risky. What another colleague reacted.



K: Andryuk, you suggest that, have you not been in the forest in the trunk for a long time?

A * for a second thinks, remembers, then answers, without changing in the face, and in full seriousness *: well years 1.5-2 probably.

It was in the distant 2002. I worked as a programmer in a state office. The boss asks me, “Do you know programming?“”

I answered, “Depends on which language. I know Pascal, C, visual basic, a little Delphi and assembler.”

The boss more strictly: “Do you know programming?“”

I: “So I speak some languages, but not all.”

“Do you know how to use a computer?”“”

I: "I know MS-DOS, Windows 95-XP, Lexcon, Word, Excel, Autocad, a bit of Photoshop and Corel, worked with red hat Linux."

The boss: “Go to the office like that and talk to our computer workers.”

The guys were more appropriate and we talked normally. And I was taken. The boss, as it turned out, did not use a computer at all, he was just standing with him for solidity.

Although the law is harsh, but if you tickle it with a thick pack of money, the law will not stand and smile.

The BDSM community. Survey for girls: "What do you like the most about the Theme?“”
Here are answers of type:
Only in chains I feel truly free.
I like to feel like a toy in the hands of a strong man.
Only when I am weak and helpless can I realize my true strength.
But in the end, most of the likes got the answer:
When I am bound, I have a complete excuse for why I am lying on the bed and doing nothing. I can rest in this way!

People who persuaded Germany 10 years ago to abandon nuclear energy in favor of green energy will be presented to high state awards of the Russian Federation