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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №154901
 31.08.2020
It was at the beginning of zero. My friend was going to the army, and my friends and I took off the table in some extremely "evil" establishment. Those who lived in the provincial town fifteen years ago understand what I mean.

Well, here, the wires at the very height of the air I went out to smoke. I stand, I do not touch anyone suddenly comes out of the cafe very drunk, looking for adventure, marginalized and begins to wonder why I am so daring and if I will have little things. I am in shock, silent, trying not to pay attention. Even more interesting. From the door of the cage comes out the second, but exactly the same margin and suddenly begins to protect me - that you clinged to it and so on. The first quickly interrupted the dialogue by writing to my defender from his right hand into his left ear. Well, and now the picture with oil - I have in my legs in dust and dirt fighting in the party two people I do not know at all, and I smoke a cigarette, throw it into the urn, and I go on to accompany the future soldier.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №154900
 31.08.2020
In the summer after 6th grade, my parents sent me to a sanatorium in Evpatoria. There was not much entertainment. Mostly disco in the evening and football in the afternoon. And one day the leaders arranged for us a game of "what, where, when". The questions were simple. One of them sounded like, “In which word five O? “” The answer was apparently “Again,” but I immediately raised my hand and said, “Bronchopulmonology.” The leaders squeezed a little and began to ask where such knowledge came from.



My father was a doctor, and in my room there was a closet with professional literature. And the book with such a terrible title was just on the eye level. And before going to bed, I often played a game, making small words out of that. And just noted that in the word "Bronchopulmonology" 5 letters O. And I had the opportunity to surprise everyone with intellectual abilities.



P.S. True answer to the following question I safely broke, because I heard the clue incorrectly, and replied that in the north the deer do not eat moose, but flies. I was no longer taken into the team.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №154899
 31.08.2020
Even when a woman doesn’t want anything, it’s clear: she wants something, but she can’t formulate it yet.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №154898
 31.08.2020
In a familiar office, serious positions are recruited from all over the globe, so candidates are met at the airport, taken to a hotel, then for an interview, etc. Ordinary car with driver from a transport company. The nuance is that the driver actually works in the staffing department of the office, which helps to filter out too much of them even before a serious interview.

According to iv_an_ru.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №154897
 31.08.2020
Many have already forgotten that Sergei Semjonovich Sobyanin, as a true Russian patriot, removed the English letter "M" at the entrances of the subway and hanged our Russian "M". Just 2 billion.

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