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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №156829
 31.08.2021
The waitress counts a couple in the cafe. The girl:

I didn’t eat this salad at all. Not even touched. Do not count him. It can be sold again.

Unfortunately not. It is forbidden to sell the same dish a third time.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №156828
 31.08.2021
I have nothing to defeat my own laziness. Winning the Lenin.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №156827
 31.08.2021
My friend works as a warehouser. Looking for a job with a higher salary and better conditions.

In the region there is a large retail network, constantly looking for warehouses and suppliers in the logistics center with p.p. 60-70.

The conditions of the device to work are as follows - you go out for 5 hours of work, you are given a scanner and sheets with a list of goods. The number of trucks must be shipped as quickly as possible. The list of goods from alcohol and laundry powder to ham and flashbacks, names a huge number.

So, he has been driving 5 times, passed the selection. He is already speaking faster and faster, he is about to be taken and he is preparing for the next selection.

Do you have to say that they are not paid for this and that the vacancy hangs for years?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №156826
 31.08.2021
The world is full of technicians and ballabols. Everything around you is made by technicians. Everything you know about, but what didn’t happen (the bridge to Sakhalin, the world’s leading economy, an average salary of $2,700, an apartment – to everyone) – was promised by balls.

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