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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №41136
 04.01.2011
xxx: as our teacher of labor says - "Without labor, you will not become a teacher of labor!"

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №41135
 04.01.2011
But we will save the universe from these creatures! Cut them down!
The U.S. Government fully supports your peacekeeping aspirations.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №41134
 04.01.2011
Where is the cat?
“Bind him to something and you will always know where he is.
- O_O

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №41133
 04.01.2011
xxx (01:01:11 01.01.11): No, there is nothing out of food, let’s go faster!
xxx (01:01:37 01.01.11): it’s so cute!!!! It can only happen once in a lifetime!!! to
yyy (01:02:02 01.01.11): and only entirely by chance )))

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №41132
 04.01.2011
Judging by draft laws, the best hemp grows near the State Duma.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №41131
 04.01.2011
In the movie, my friend:
According to the law of the genre, a black must be a bassist.
From the neighborhood:
Black people must suffer.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №41130
 04.01.2011
On the holidays I went home for 2 weeks and scattered wifi in the rental apartment, I think let people use it, I am not sorry. Even the network called "Everyone with the Next". What was my surprise when when I returned home I found that I was betrayed on 2 trackers, 4 forums, and in the mailbox was a note with the content of "I said I won't find."

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №41129
 04.01.2011
I was at the nuclear power plant, in the administrative corps. The table on the door surprised - "Head of the Nuclear Safety Service I.Y. Kosheva".

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №41128
 04.01.2011
“Dear, I asked you not to touch the Christmas jewelry that your daughter hanged.
I didn’t touch anything, I just changed everything and weighed over.

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