Another advertisement on the Internet : "Test for virginity"
Killed...

bewreks: Here is an interesting algorithm for limiting the length of a laser beam in a light sword from Star Wars))

You need to buy a fire.
What kind of yeast?
The fluid is like that.
and Korzyk?
Forget the fire, fucking!
The rocks?
Go to Fuck!

The phrase from the new advertisement Actimele: "Light is the star of immunity!". I wonder, did they even think when they created it?

yyy: it was necessary as an opposition to add "Rita - the star of gastritis!"

"Polish kingdoms and the horse in addition" is the same control package!

Reply to mail.
Why is urine green after taking vitamins? Should it be?
My grandfather had this before he died.
O_O

XXX: Broke a friend's flash
XXX: Checked at home
xxx: It had only three files: daemon_tools_4_35.rar, winrar.iso and!trollface.jpg
XXX is fuck, fuck!

We live in a wonderful country.
4th of January.
I go from the morning to work, still not left after the holidays, messy, not sleeping, evil. I rush, I am late, overtaken someone under the sign of circumvention is forbidden (I go there every day, and today I have forgotten about it), well, I am actually hindered by the hiccups. Well I sit with them in the car, I think now as usual I will give money and go on. Further conversation :
G: Now you have temporary waters. by Ud. I will write it and then go to court.
I: wait, stand, wait, maybe we will decide on the spot. I just do not have a car, I move every day, I do spare parts myself.
M: It can be on the spot. Can you bring me something to Subaru?
I: A shit question.
G: Go on a ride. Look no more.
He records my number, does not even take money and let go.I am in shock, I get to work, but the most interesting thing is still ahead!
I call the haishnikov, pick up his spare parts, call the sum. He says OK, order it!
Well, I ordered, I sit at work, here is a call from him:
Q: Will you go home today?
I: 0_o... yeah... well yes...
G: You are... don’t be afraid, I’ll stop you again...I’ll give you money for spare parts...
After this phrase I finally fell into a precipitation, and my mood improved.

One of my acquaintances has a record on the wall. “Etiquette is when you want to write to someone in a comment: well, you did well, and you write: ahahahah funny.”
Should I write the first comment? and :)

XXX: scared the cat with a pillow
YYY: Now clean up

Dialogue in the home appliance store, the seller and the girl:
(Seller) - Girl, we give you a cup of tea, choose the color.
Oh, it doesn’t matter to me.
Well, here is the white.
No, but not white.

How do you understand!!? to

Q: How is my system going?
WOW: Zdarov.. well in the first it was dust darkness, but it was not the most terrible, I saw more)
WOW: In the second, what fucking glass was rolling inside.
Wow: but in the third!I have never seen this...I got a cake from your refrigerator...HD...not surprising that it burned...HD do you have a rat or hamster at home?and HD
The younger brother, HDD

HHH
Do you have iperf?
YYYY
Is it iperf? Performers from Apple

Guni: Blind Blinsky - the soap is not opened (((
Mojo: Hm
Go to Gmail?
Guni: it does))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Guni: fluid for hands that you brought

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Listen, I have a question, you are like a ball in the photo, you should probably know.
WOW :
Let me ask.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Why is the lens round and the photos are rectangular?

by Anonymous:
Ha ha ha ha! Everyone is crazy and pedophile!
Anonymous is leaving.
WOW :
What was it?
and ZZZ:
Probably an attempt to say that he is not a pidaras and not a cmo.
WOW :
You know, technically, we are also locked up.
and ZZZ:
Does he know you live in Phoenix and I live in Seattle?
WOW :
Unlikely to. Otherwise, he would not have forgotten to pour out hundreds of hatred to the “guilty pindos” and the “sales runner-ups.”
and ZZZ:
And also locks.

XXX is Hm. He found on the shelf, when killing himself, a fun package of condoms, which he never used. Black, with a matte surface. The Japanese.
Im Ragazzina: If not used, then why the packaging?
XXX is fucking. Not a package, but a box. The packaging was once dirty, and two of the three had to be thrown out - dry. I just took the first example.
Im Ragazzina: I just showed. I understand, I measured my mom’s 5 years of lifchiki, but that a boy at 20 years of Gandalf...

If a girl calls and says she’s, she’s lonely and sad. It’s not a chance for her to bring home a laptop with an unknown Linux OS that you just installed.
Maybe she wanted another. But as a result, in a day, she’ll get to Linux worse than you, and you won’t get the other one.

Let’s call a taxi and say we’ll go on foot.

A grandmother came to my master and told me to give it. I’ve been with him for 10 years and he’s been with me for 1.5 months. Is it normal at all?
The Cat.