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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №20991
 04.10.2009
The green fence, black paint is accurately written the name of the site. After all, I guessed that it was written on the site, but the mla went anyway.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №20990
 04.10.2009
Today is Friday and in an hour I will be a huge, drunk, Russian man!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №20989
 04.10.2009
It is easier to seduce a girlfriend than to understand why you did it.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №20988
 04.10.2009
I worked for four years in furniture manufacturing. The company was engaged in high-quality counterfeit of one Italian brand. Furniture is expensive, buyers are people of money, which means they are nervous... A young girl who worked with us as the chief of the service service, not very stupid, who broke up issues with nervous clients... Service service, it is she, drivers, loaders and collectors...
This is history, now history.
Due to production, the delivery of the furniture is delayed to the buyer of the clock by five. The client breaks the phone of the company, the girl with a gentle voice drops all the blame on the inexperienced driver, who can not find some Novorublevo and promises to strictly punish him when he returns, although the car is not yet loaded.
The driver is a young man, came to work with a very loose face, walked somewhere (very loosely).
Finally, at nine o’clock in the evening, the order was brought to the buyer, he ripped and cried, and then noticed that the driver was severely beaten. He asks the truckers what’s going on with him.
The trucks are fun, they tell that yesterday she also drove late on order and a client struck the boss... And she was a master of sport in wrestling, and she crashed on him, and today she will probably kill him at all.
The client is conducted and calls her... I got hot, but you, like punish subordinates, but not to the same extent.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №20987
 04.10.2009
Of the 100 randomly selected Russians, only 4 will be gay men, but at the same time there will be no less than 60.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №20986
 04.10.2009
[xxxx]
I decided to go to the prostitute.
[YYYY]
not worth
[xxxx]
Where is emphasis?

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №20985
 04.10.2009
I am a hero with my brother.
What is so?
In a week I burned my mother, broke my monitor, took my cardboard, accidentally broke it.
Oh the fucking
- Luckily, this monster is sitting behind my compot...Yeting is already on the reset...
It will break your windows 😉
“I have Linux, and if it crashes it, I don’t know what to do with it.
Do not touch him, he is chosen. He was sent from the future to destroy Skynet.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №20984
 04.10.2009
<xxx> yesterday the thieves frightened at 3 o'clock at night)) wanted to take the garage) ringed ringing over the castle) their professionalism debbled me) took a powerful lamp, went out the window turned on, directed to the smoking and asked "save") quickly fled))

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №20983
 04.10.2009
to this:

Please tell me the title of the film.
I think it’s called “The Life of Ferdinand Cruz.” However, Google does not provide any search results for any combination of these words.
There was a man at the hotel working on various jobs. At first, he worked as an elevator when he gained the necessary qualities - went to work higher...
__________________________

I was looking badly)))
"Life and Death of Ferdinand Lucas"
Give pleasure to a man.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №20982
 04.10.2009
And even in the traffic, I became bored, I rubbed the music louder and opened the window. From the audition nearby, a guy asked if there was art+pfuš on the mobile and if I could throw it. Wouldn’t he fuck? In general, it was funny - a guy was strictly following me on the street only in order to sing a song (: Pizdec, I have not even seen such a thing in movies and have not heard anecdotes.

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