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[ + 20 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145335
 04.10.2017
With Idolopoklonskaya everything is clear – she was thrown down by the Benderists to avenge Russia for the Crimea, ultimately discrediting parliamentarism.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №145334
 04.10.2017
XXX is
I will whistle.
YYYY
The GMM. Hado fold the lips in a tube and blow. You can?
XXX is
I don’t have a tube to fold my lips into.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №145333
 04.10.2017
There was a joke this morning.
Masha (4 years) asks – Mom, and when I grow up and be like you, where will I work?
Where you want, you will be there.
Re: I don’t want to work! A-A A

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №145332
 04.10.2017
The IT Corporation
A strong female voice in the hallway.
All, I have eaten!
The Flegmatic Man:
The overflow count...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №145331
 04.10.2017
Eat ONLY raw meat and fish and all bacteria will become your friends.
YYY: Well what? Can parasites be friends?
xxx: how to say... though, among people there are parasites-friends :D

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145330
 04.10.2017
Advertisements on the walls

We had nice stops all over the city a year ago. Very soon they were caught up with ads of various kinds of horns and pebbles across the surface, despite the presence of a huge board for ads (where two per two meters). I always break them down at every stop, but my efforts are a drop in the sea. How to fight more effectively?

You can, of course, sit in the bushes and shoot at killing... But I would like to do without a crime.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №145329
 04.10.2017
A female figure without shortcomings is usually recognized as one who has surpluses in the right places!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №145328
 04.10.2017
When I was 10-11 years old, my brother and I were taken to church. Before confession, my father asked me if I knew what communion was. I said I am smart and I know. And he told him what is the communion, the communion, what they differ from, and did not forget about the involving turnaround.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №145327
 04.10.2017
I thought first – what is the new clever scheme? Banks collect money from the people, steal it safely, and then shout, "Oh God, the people have lost money, the state must urgently help!" The state organizes insurance payments and various sanations there. Where does the state get the money in principle? Right for the people. Nothing new, the people with the help of the state feed the scammers.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №145326
 04.10.2017
The xxx:
Feelings that the Russian judges have a monument such as the degree of danger: 1) a retired man stole a 3 year old struggler; 2) killed a man someone's son - 3 years of settlement; 3) stole an official - 3 billion years conditionally. 4) Navalny left the entrance for -20 days.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №145325
 04.10.2017
All the leaves have fallen.
The Blue Elves
The trousers hanged on the pebble.
The cowards hang.

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