We are standing in the evening with my wife at the entrance, waiting for a taxi. I see a guy walking on the sidewalk. It goes under the light of the lamp, we look, and his face is all broken in the mud. And he goes so quietly and sings something under his nose. With such a face, you should slip, not walk! They already wanted to stop him, as it came out that he was a Zombie, and today 31.10. Here's the guy, probably over our faces afterwards :)

Even the most brave man will one day be willing to give everything he has, including his soul, if a woman appears in his life, able to open him a bright world of love and tenderness, which he did not know before.
Yyy: And her name is Death.

4uvakish> A KSTATE swimming any metal is very harmful to human health!!! The metal in the burned state is partially exposed to evaporation of the metal itself!!! And it would be great if the metal washing could be done without the presence of a man!!! Any work in the first place should not harm human health!!! Science is the future of all mankind!! to

GreatInquisitor> I highly recommend Rosenthal’s textbook.
and #65279;
4uvakish> And what is your textbook???!!!!!

Conversation between the developer and TAMA:
Do you know how the system works?! to
Of course not, every time you fuck differently!

What do you need a girl?
In the fucking.

XXX: Sorry, but you just said a bit of a mess of words. The main thought and direction of your "desire" I understood, but it seems you know what.. if instead of "I want to say "I want flour, cream, sugar. I like the bakery, the cook, the plate and the lights. I want to read books that contain recipes".

A friend complains about a new girl named Nadia. My wife and I listen, the wife gives a lot:
I understand, all the girls whose names begin with "N" are fools! by Nadia...
I want to praise my wife:
Of course Nathan! - to chew gently on the knee and to roast nothing left... )))))))))))))

I don’t want to go to bed and get up early tomorrow.
She: You are straight like a thought came out of my head.
I know everything o_o
She: Oh no, not all
It is all ))
Only the fish know about the prostitute on the bottom of the river.

Healthy eating in Brisbane:

zuhra_f_k: In 5 years of eating "store" food has turned into an allergic.
Zloradskij: This is something else. One of my acquaintances for 70 years of eating her turned into a marasmatic!

See on the banner:
Join the MMM 2012 and become financially independent. Horses in +

In the word income is a pronounced error :)

My cat knows more hotkey combinations than I do.

What has university education given you?
Alcoholism, Drug Addiction and Tripper in the Third Class

XXX: Working machine virus mounted
xxx: while they were choking out, decided to check the phone
XXX: 4 more screens on the phone
xxx: now I think, can I go to the venereologist in any case?

xxx: guys are constantly telling me that I have a beautiful pumped ass and they don’t notice anything else, I sometimes feel like they are dating my back)) what to do?))
YYY: I lie down

How surprisingly did school teachers learn with computerization that weight is really measured in meters!

We go to bed, the husband grabs all the pillows under him and is sweetly interested:
Give you a pillow? Or will you pick yourself?

Fuck me, marry me!
WOW: I cannot...
HHH: So what is it?
WOW: after the last wedding, Fata went somewhere, I can't find it)))))
I don’t buy a new one, I buy a new one.)
ууу: since fat is a sign of innocence, I can then fat with a hole)))))
Let’s make a network for big fish)))))))

If you take any evil and baptize it, you can discover the good with which it all began.

Lost anthrax
At the time, an artist by the name of Wenger played on the Soviet stage.
There was a funny story with him.
He was an immigrant who fled to Romania before the war. The circumstances of the escape were such. Wenger during his tour of Bessarabia had a concert at a club on the border, on the shore of the Dniester. The first part of the concert ended, and Wenger announced:
The Anthrax.
During the contract, he boarded a boat, and smugglers transported him to the Romanian territory. So the audience of the second department never saw it.
Years passed and the war ended. Wenger returned to the Soviet Union, he was allowed to continue concert activities. And then somehow during a tour of Moldova he got into the same club from which he once fled abroad. The first part of the concert ended. Wenger announced:
The Anthrax.
Then an old voice came out of the room:
Twenty years again?

The first country to visit Santa Claus is China.
To load a bag with gifts.