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[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №120224
 04.11.2015
>> > Formally yes, in fact under Gorbachev it was no longer the USSR

With each secretary-general there was its own unique and unlike the previous and subsequent USSR.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №120223
 04.11.2015
I received a message from a well-known software company. They write about important changes in my personal office. It starts as follows: "Dear $CUST_FULL_NAME!"
and OOPS.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №120222
 04.11.2015
Quote from 2015:
"10 years ago no one could even imagine what the toilet could need a socket."

Lukyanenko ("Summer Watch") from 2003:
The network connection was found in the wall of a large bathroom, well yet, from the studio. I thought it wasn’t easy and looked into the bathroom. So it is - next to the non-existent toilet there was another network connector."
It is true that it is a network connector, but, we must think, the power was also present. Weifai in the sort of the writer could not foresee, here you will not argue...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №120221
 04.11.2015
And you know, Drozdova straight during the air of the snake crushed.
He keeps joking, he’s human.
At the end of the show I went to the hospital.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №120220
 04.11.2015
I started listening to "The Witch" in mp3. Soon I discovered that forgetting to turn off "shuffle" can make the plot much more twisted.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №120219
 04.11.2015
In 2000, I flew from Israel to Moscow and back with my army bag. When he explored it in Israel, he found in it two full horns of M-16.

YYY: The Chekists apparently wavered when they all watched you where and to whom you passed these horns, and you took them back with a trollface.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №120218
 04.11.2015
You broke my head with your cuts! Here, the TS is a topicstarter, in the comments above, the TS is a vehicle. Where do you spend the energy saved on cuts?

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №120217
 04.11.2015
When will November 3 end?
XXX is on the earth.
YYY: Today at 12
This is in Moscow it will end at 12
XXX: And on Earth?
YYY: on Earth too at 12
What time is it at 12?
YYY: Local
xxx: thank you

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №120216
 04.11.2015
I invited a girl to a first date. She sent a text message that could not come, with three grammar errors. It was the first time I was so happy that I was caught up.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №120215
 04.11.2015
Many young parents are familiar with the concept of "touch box" (boxes with beans or small stones to improve children's fine motor skills).

And we have sensory cat food throughout the hallway. The fucking:

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №120214
 04.11.2015
Discussion of the series "Ekaterina the Great" and the actress who played the main role:

- or maybe before questioning the actress, you need to look at the real photos of Catherine II? Sniper is perfect for this role!

The real picture of Ekaterina the Second, Karl!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №120213
 04.11.2015
X: The security guard asked me not to throw away the conncots.
X: He sits at night and dismisses them from bad deeds.
X: The Pillow

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