From the first news:

What caused the explosion and fire?
The gas pipeline was repaired...

Student of the eighth grade about the story of Turgenev "Mu-mu":
Who wrote this at all? How could a cow get into a boat?

xxx:..And then I was clearly explained what the question was "Che, a smart doh*ya?and "
It was a mistake to say that "only to the spinal cord"(

Yesterday was wedding day.
How was marked?
I went to the ZAGS and filed for divorce.

Peter, Square of the Rebellion, pedestrian passage. There is a crowd of people on both sides, all waiting for the green. The lights switch, two crowds clash, and a guy screams:
This is Sparta!! to

wog39: I will change my passport data to “Alexander Sergeevich Dostoevsky” and rewrite “War and Peace” in poetic form in order to thrill future teachers of literature.

How to dry curtains.
You don’t have to figure out where to hang them.

Today is World Men’s Day. How did you congratulate you?
I did not give!

Dad came, boasts that he ran 10km and wasn't tired
He probably forgot to get out of the car.