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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №120244
 04.11.2015
An acquaintance, a business woman just over 40, who has already visited almost all plastic surgeons in our small town in pursuit of going away youth (I think everyone knows that the abundance of plastic is rarely successful), put it in social media. online photo from the holiday - our "heroine" next to a huge crocodile... I really want to leave a comment: "e*at... this is a crocodile!!!" but I am afraid that the surrounding "right" will understand me... :-D

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №120243
 04.11.2015
Speech of the Mayor of Kiev
The main thing is, try it.
I have nothing specific to object to.
The ideal politician

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №120242
 04.11.2015
XX: I don’t think... They have a characteristic rounding of corners, too square.
yyy: Too square rounding – you’re a designer, right?

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №120241
 04.11.2015
An American boxer explained shooting in gay porn as a benefit... an athlete, a boxer, a gay, a movie... what a boring life we live...

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №120240
 04.11.2015
The forum. Topic "In which district does the governor live?"
The comments:
He walks with bodyguards everywhere.
The love of man̆ is afraid :-)

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №120239
 04.11.2015
I am currently doing an online shop. Well, some actors in their youth in erotics or porn were filmed, for the sake of money, well, and as if the beginning of an acting career. Here I drink this site for money, well, like some experience. Just like those actors. And I want something big, clean and light, there is Java or.net. The main thing is not to get stuck in this "porno" forever.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №120238
 04.11.2015
Comments on "Photos of the Palace of Shoigu"
xxx: Only when I saw it I recalled the music from the Opplot in Heroes 3 and thought about hiring gold dragons and unicorns?
yyy: So here are you, PAK-FA and "Armata"...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №120237
 04.11.2015
Alexis the Elder:
I would also call my son Alex. It will be the youngest.

The polarity:
The oldest was indeed a dude.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №120236
 04.11.2015
I read the following quote (best one year ago):

The perfect way to get rid of uninvited guests is to place a bill receiver instead of a door call.

And I thought: to quickly unlock the business, it would be good to buy a perforator.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №120235
 04.11.2015
She quarreled with relatives, went on the internet and angrily ordered expensive wheels for races, which she lived for a year. I saw them come to me, and my mood improved immediately.
It is said that for girls, the best remedy for depression is shopping.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №120234
 04.11.2015
20 years ago
A red tail hanging in the middle of the screen

Our days
3D TV and h/b cat nearby :)

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №120233
 04.11.2015
Here too, something like that needs to be put in place, so that something like that will fly and make everyone...dumb. Infernal is a spectacle.

Well, the dragon, Tolkien wrote that greed, greed and a lot of gold attract dragons.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №120232
 04.11.2015
It is SPB. In a bar near the house, during the day in the sunshine, the sellers require a passport from everyone before selling alcohol. In the evening, after 22 begins the ban on the sale - the boiler moves to the dark side, now asking only to buy a black package.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №120231
 04.11.2015
How are you?
Like in hell...
Fire, mountains, my star

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №120230
 04.11.2015
A woman does not know what she wants right away and much.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №120229
 04.11.2015
They went to the store with a scarf, a puppy runs near the garbage tanks.
Look at the puppy!
and oh! Out of Path! The Chicken Chip!
However, the puppy, noticing our approach, pulled his tail and hid in the nearest bushes.

On the way back, he met us again, now a little further away, near a private house on the corner. The puppy metals, then ticks the mouth into the boards of the old fence, because of which the dog laughed, then jumping out on the passing part. The cars slowed, but getting under the wheels for him was a matter of time.

We approached the fence and looked over the fence. There were two adult dogs and a few puppies running in the yard. They are the closest relatives to the outside.

This is where he came from! We have understood. Go out and you can’t find the way back.

They began to catch a puppy. The puppy did not walk in his hands, turned, cuddled, bit, and tried to bite. Once again, jumping out on the passing part, he barely fell under the wheels of the passing audi. The Audi driver stopped, turned on the emergency signal, got out of the car, and began to help us.
Their own? He asked in the process.
– Yes not! We answered by knocking on the fence. He seemed to have jumped out somehow. We just went by.

The three of us finally managed to squeeze the puppy to the fence, I took it for the skin, and as carefully as I could, threw it into the territory where the dog’s swallow walked. The puppy splashed to the ground, jumped up, ripped off, and instantly lost among exactly the same relatives. The dogs in the yard welcomed him, fortunately, as a parent.

We breathed up with relief, and we were about to go each on his own way, as suddenly the entrance door of the house opened, and a aunt in a cloak appeared on the doorstep. “I will begin to thank you. Melted in the head. I should have left immediately.”

However, instead of thanking, the aunt for some reason made a wild expression of her face, and cried out exhaustedly:

What are you doing, shit? and?! to

We just went... the puppy is running...

What, again? There was a fierce man’s voice coming from the house.

Do you imagine? The grandmother answered indignantly. The Fourth! The fourth puppy. Here are shit! Where are they taking them? I found a fucking dog!! I am happy with them!

We did not hear further. Only the wind whispered in our ears as we flattered from the front of the struggle of goodness with justice.
Whether the Audi driver survived, we do not know.
We will keep an eye on the news.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №120228
 04.11.2015
There was a DDoS attack on the Russian mail, someone sent two letters at once.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №120227
 04.11.2015
and whispering:

In the spring the pigs went for a walk.
I had not known a happier family.
Hru-hru" said the happy mother,
And the children whispered: "Y-y!"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №120226
 04.11.2015
<xxx>How is it? Tell me how! How can people who have not played in the third characters write reviews on the seventh?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №120225
 04.11.2015
Sberbank sent me a SMS, offering me a loan for 24.5%. Probably from my contribution of 10.5%. This is almost three times the amount of the loan offered. The banking business is banking.

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