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[ + 30 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157134
 04.11.2021
Analexpert87: An unprepared virgin anus will not allow you to engage in this midnight. He had a skeleton in his closet.



Invulnerable44: Rare moment: nick corresponds to the content of the comment.



bambook81: And 87 is not a year of birth, but a breakthrough.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №157133
 04.11.2021
I walk in the street, I don’t touch anyone. Meanwhile, there is menta, starley. It moves in such a way that it prevents me from passing. He stood in front of me and said, “Hello!

I said to him: Good morning.

Sorry, good day...

I didn’t even think about what: What was it?

MENT: Yes, you are on the orientation, but that guy is not...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №157132
 04.11.2021
A man at the box office of a shop selling motorcycle equipment asks the seller... who sings this song... white roses, white roses... the seller says laughing Yuri Shatunov... the buyer is sure... I need a shooter of shatuns...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №157131
 04.11.2021
To think that the State Duma is doing something good for the people is like believing that the economy of a country is filled with money by the State.

[ + 44 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157130
 04.11.2021
In Japan, a railway station worked for one passenger for three years.
For several years, at the Kami Shirataki train station on the island of Hokkaido in Japan, a passenger was waiting for a train - a schoolgirl, who was going to study. The train stopped there only twice a day to pick up the girl and bring her back after the school day.
In 2013, the Japanese Railway Administration decided to close the Kami-Shirataki station because there was no passenger traffic and there was less freight in the area.
But when it became known that the girl needed to get to school on this train every day, it was decided to leave a virtually deserted half-station. And every year it was repaired, and in the winter the peron was cleaned from snow.
The schedule of transportation was directly dependent on the school schedule of the girl.
The Kami-Shirataki station operated until March 2016, after which it was closed as the girl graduated from school.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №157129
 04.11.2021
First they will be asked to show the quar code, then everyone will be lazy and will only be asked to have a quar code or not. Then they will ask:
by Ku?
by Ku.

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