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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №158925
 04.11.2022
I like people who have done everything in their lives.



20 years ago, even before the introduction of EGE, I even personally met one girl who enrolled in the budget department of the faculty, where to go was simply unrealistic.



Unreal is just unreal. Five free seats for almost a hundred paid. Excellent students received three in exams and left with nothing.



And she succeeded! She did not hide her success story - for several months in the graduation class she sat behind textbooks. Prepared continuously. And the effort has brought fruit. The main thing is to believe and try, she said, and then everything will succeed.



I sincerely admired her persistence and determination.



Exactly two months. Until she learned that the dean of this faculty was her father.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №158924
 04.11.2022
Girl, are you touched?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №158923
 04.11.2022
In the last warm days, I was sitting on the terrace in a cafe in the Republic. And next to it stood a couple - a young girl, looking eighteen years old or older (I don't understand them anymore) in such a bright avant-garde suit. And her nails are all different, and on her eyelids are strays. Her knight is significantly older, but also stylish, fashionably dressed.
In the appearance of the truth some cloudy, sitting, bubbling her something boring, and she smoothed him on the hand:
Okay, stop, you’ll meet again, don’t be upset.
This is a classic stage of separation. And in something, in my opinion, even natural - there is nothing to mess with young people.
There are two boys passing by, probably twenty years old (and I don’t understand them anymore).
And suddenly one of them dies in front of the neighboring table, looks at the girl, her boyfriend and jealously cries:
and ah!! to
He turns and sneezes running somewhere, the other guy behind him.
The fashion man at the next table only opened his mouth, and the girl was calm:
- Yes, this is Ruslan, I told you yesterday, - she takes the phone, then changes her mind and just masches her hand, - okay, I'll call later...
Then he turns to his satellite:
“You see, Dad, how young you look at me, I say you’re going to get married again.

In short, I understand nothing anymore.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №158922
 04.11.2022
I would never have thought that at 47 years old I would not go to bed until I did the lessons.

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