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[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №23246
 04.12.2009
to this:
to this:
Cepreu: A acquaintance told me:
I went into the bookstore (this bookstore is not very small for us), asking: "Do you have a portrait of Dorian Gray?"
The sales consultant:
"Oh you know, we don’t have any portraits at all"
I lost the gift of speech, could not find anything to say, thanked and left.

Well, I answered this:"No, only the presidents remained..." =D
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I work as a seller in a bookstore)) every third person who comes in with a clever scarf asks Portrait of Dorian Gray)) I say - Баян)) eyes about_O

[ + 68 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23245
 04.12.2009
A quiet night in the quiet area, I go home. I called the elevator. He has arrived. The door opens, there is no one. I go in, I press the right floor button, I eat alone, I count the floors. And here "It" sharply clings me to the ass. I thought "All fucking me". There was a strong magnet attached to the wall of the elevator that was in the back pocket of my pants.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №23244
 04.12.2009
XXX I go to bed early.
YYY: At 10 in the evening? and ;)
At 6 in the morning :)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №23243
 04.12.2009
Forum of the Belarusian Tracker:

The speed is fairly low, but as my friend said: It is not the speed hopelessly small, but life is just short.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №23242
 04.12.2009
Darina (16:27:59 3/12/2009)
I am now going through the body to the ballet (a waterproof and a boiler on top, which only covers the chest), the professor meets me and says:"Dasha, I look you are ready for the New Year".I ask:"Why did you decide so?". replies:"Shares ordered!"Red instantly
Keks1k (16:28:20 3/12/2009)
I want to +5))

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №23241
 04.12.2009
A friend who came back from Spain describes the impressions of the boys there:
She - Oh, they are all there so pumped up, burned, with hairstyles careful, in the maids of pink stretching...
I think they’re all going to smoke, but...
No, she doesn’t, she doesn’t smoke.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №23240
 04.12.2009
News without comments: "British scientists discovered brain leakage"

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №23239
 04.12.2009
Timugin (10:25:33 3/12/2009)
Good morning my dear friend! 😉

SERG (10:26:01 3/12/2009)
The frog is a sweet friend.

Timugin (10:26:15 3/12/2009)
Wow, I am about the same!! to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №23238
 04.12.2009
Lingvo has a tutor program... when a window with a bobr comes out on the screen and there is an arbitrary word written in English and it sounds... I accidentally activated it and everyone is asked to remove it from my home... he suddenly appears and scares them... I was lazy more so I have not seen him yet...
so I just stumbled on a porn video... didn’t hold back and wrestled... very not bad... a couple of seconds passed and then a bobber came out with the word "cool"!!!!))

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №23237
 04.12.2009
From ASI:
1st :
Are you dancing in Indian porn too?
2nd :
Singing to the crowd
1st :
Then came brother and sister.
2nd :
Who was shooting, Dad?
1st :
The stage manager is Mom.
2nd :
The main protagonist is a aunt.
1st :
No, they won’t get porn. They will flatter, sing, start dressing up and suddenly it will be that they have the same mole on the ass of everyone and again songs and dances and the end of the movie.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №23236
 04.12.2009
I go with a girl on the bus. stopped at another stop. We stand. Everything is okay, there is silence in the bus, nobody even speaks. 40-50 seconds pass and the conductor tells the driver a brilliant phrase: “Sasha, can you open the door?” The door opens and people come out.
It was hard to keep laughing :)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №23235
 04.12.2009
I am standing at the stop, the trolley bus does not leave for a long time. The people are frankly nervous. And here’s a scream from the crowd – When Will You Eat, Fucking Hollowed Chewbacca???! to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №23234
 04.12.2009
In a rainy gray day
In the store, I struck a peel.
He was lying in the ice window.
I knew it would be mine.

Bake meat as I wish.
Bring me a pearl to your country with a pearl.
Where the bread is cut, and ketchup with mayonnaise
Bring me there, the meat pellet.

The pet is almost ready.
And I took away the food of the gods from the plate.
He swallowed his dish with pepper,
Mayonnaise with ketchup.

And I ate the peel, and what did you want?
I haven’t eaten for three weeks!
Now I am full and happy, I have forgotten all the anguish,
Thank you, the meat puppy!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №23233
 04.12.2009
<xxx> Vatican Cardinal refuses gay and transgender to go to heaven
<xxx> how will they live now?
<yyy> will pass through the back pass :)

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