Fuck the girls, the people, the Baaash!! I had such a trouble, all day in Ahuya! And the danger can threaten everyone! Bring it to the top, everyone should know it!
I was sent a slide (set for soldering a solder) from the site new-technic.ru... and the PURCHATY POLYETYLEN does not crack in it, and the air flows from one pipe to the other! No one else broke out!! Be careful!
:' and (((

X: What about the phone?
YYY: He’s in jeans, I can’t hear him.)
XXX: You are not in the area of action!
Yyy: right, the jeans are in the laundry.
Fuck it...

And in the morning, Cap shaves as sharp as a shave with a shave.

Yesterday my boyfriend just killed me. xDD
by Eva?
Anna: I fought with him on another pointless occasion, well, I told him in my heart that he was not a man, but a grandmother. So then he gave me "I am a grandmother? Yes, I’m going to be a pure man now!"
Anna: Do you know what he did?
Eva : What? XDD
Anna: I picked up my bags and went to my mom!!!)))

How to speed up Windows XP?? to
Develop patience in yourself!! to

Two parallel lines do not cross because they do not know the existence of each other.

Excerpts from real negotiations of air inspectors (D), flight managers (RP) and pilots (P):

Somewhere above the endless spaces of the Krasnoyarsk region.
The striker, confusing the buttons, broadcasts: "Who sleeps... and my line!“?”
After a few seconds: “65615 line did not take!”

Here is another radio conversation. There are no main flights, annual parachute jumps are performed from the local regiment. RP himself is a former pilot, and his attitude to this event, like most of his colleagues, is sympathetic. Some flying board (An-24 or 26) asks for permission to fly over the point.
The RP responds: I allow. Are you okay at 4500? People are throwing down here now.
From the boat: You understood, 4500, I will not swear. Finally paid for mine.

The MiG-25 crew asks:
“Can you allow the passage of your point for 20,000 meters?”
“One minute...”
“Do you know where I’ll be in a minute?”

The English-speaking pilot, after a long wait, finally runs to the runway and then discovers that there are two dogs on it.
P: “Wish, mja, I have two dogs right in the middle of the strip.”
D (not very good in English): “Sir, confirm your message: are two dogs eating in the middle of the lane?”

Last year, on May 9th, in the MFA.
P: Moscow-Podhod, aeroflot XX, in set 3900, signed 10100, on
and Berlin.
D: Aeroflot XX, Moscow-Path, pick up 10100 and return with victory!

How do girls with very long nails, sorry, pop wipe out?
Hm... You have come close to understanding why glamorous girls
We need these little dogs.

25 January 2010
Those who have been hit by the frost, we will take "+", and I will bring you warmth.
The weather is always yours.
_________________________________________________________________________

Don’t believe February 2. + 2 to + 5.

Which wire to cut: red, yellow or black?? to
What are you doing with my dog?!!! to

God of Life
by Masha! Stop working!
Mary is
has finished
Mary is
I continue to work
God of Life
OO
God of Life
How is it?
Mary is
by hands

She: But when my MP took care of me, he read to me Lermontov, Blok, Vasnetsov.
I: O_o No, Vasnetsov wrote great things... But to read it, and even by the mouth... This is a breakthrough!

Acid_Love (15:15:27 1/02/2010)
It felt like fortune smiled at my back.) =

The first comment below the photo where the girl eats a large mouth of sweet cotton:
"First I thought you ate a cat O_o"

I have a sister. She is very fun. Yesterday I came from a neighbor drunk in a bathtub.
Morning phrases
Do not return memories!
2 I seem to be crazy.
Did I cut my hair yesterday? O_O

I understood everything about my boyfriend in the first week of meeting. My mother enrolled me for a seminar in the spirit of "How to get rich". The seminar was held in some office on the outskirts of the city, where the streets are not illuminated, and from civilization only a branch of a bank. She asked Lishka to go with me. It’s terrible, and we can learn something together. Sitting at the window. As a result, at the end of two hours, I have half of the notebook printed, the head is covered with all this tooth, and he has one single record: "Incasation - 17.36".

Dmitry: You were asked to put on the laptop Win 7 and the programs that were listed in the note, isn’t it?
Nolan: Yes
What did you create, thumb?
NOLODIN: What is wrong? I even set everything up (proxy, billing, mail-serve and everything else)
Dmitry: Do you not feel the difference between the FreeBSD you put in and the Win7 you asked for?
NOLODIN: Did I put something on the notch?
And yes, the man.
Nelly is fucking! It appears that the data center has left the server with (soft to say) no dark software (((

The size of the monitor coincides with the diagonal of the monitor.
Well, naturally in centimeters and the monitor in inches)
Are you sitting on the phone?