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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №138457
 04.02.2017
I had a Korean chicken breakfast yesterday. I always felt like there was something missing in Korean carrots. Right the chickens. It gives meal meaning.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №138456
 04.02.2017
Vacations are sometimes masterpieces.

Sancho Panza or the Young Padman (Assistant System Administrator)
Official duties :
shrinkage of the cable rope (setting and adjustment of TV, video surveillance, telephony; basic knowledge of network protocols)
approach the user and press the "Enter" button (work on the first line of technical support)
Able to Excel and Word, power Odin-ass (MS office programs, 1c)
PC collapse (knowledge of iron, assembly, detection of malfunctions, installation of software)
pumping dust and toner from printers (regulatory work with organics)
have skills of sewing, Swiss and electrician (regulatory work on the server, programming of weights, etc.)

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