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[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №42682
 04.02.2011
I am now from the generation when law enforcement guards were called menths.

[ + 63 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42681
 04.02.2011
Pilot: Fuck the fuck! I broke my brains trying to imagine how a vampire girl behaves when she has critical days. > 0 0

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №42680
 04.02.2011
My wife has a shirt. I stole my seat in the car. It wasn’t surprising to hear the question from the girl who was driving: "What animal did you drive here"...

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №42679
 04.02.2011
C is slow
In London, Russian students raped an 18-year-old Malaysian schoolmate. Their names have been established: Norir Davtyan - 23 years old and Armén Simonian - 19 years old
>.<

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №42678
 04.02.2011
My neighbors have a terrible life.)
At 7 a.m. in their apartment it is perfectly heard as the youngest of the neighbors on top plays the piano.
At 10 a.m. I hear her older sister warm up before work (choreographer)))
In the afternoon, she returns from work and begins to work out combinations of Russian dance on the drops, to rehearse pieces from the Irish steppe, to listen to Mills and traditional Japanese music. If the mood is bad, then Fall Out Boy.
At two the younger comes back from school and starts racing with cats and falling taburets))
And all the other things ?
About 10 p.m. the elderly also plays the piano, but her works are louder, more complicated and longer.
Well, sometimes you can hear something vocal in the kitchen area and three nights)))
I honestly don’t understand why they don’t just say hello to me and even smile at the same time)))
P.S I bought a blockflash today.

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