Who thought it was difficult for women? I came, hugged, said that beautiful, smart... If nothing comes to mind at all, ask, “I didn’t understand, you lost weight, what?”

I sit at a meeting, read about the Ancients, the Elders, the Kthulhu, I do not touch anyone, I listen to my colleagues in my ears. And then there is a heartbreaking scream, turning into a scream, full of bullying and pain.
God did not give his soul.
It turned out - connected by link a colleague who is sitting at home with the child, and it was he who issued such a scream into the microphone of my mother's laptop.

Good morning Bl.

Roger Wilco: In general, in Moscow you have to drive on an evacuator. First - it will not be pulled by another evacuator, secondly - while you go home from work 1... 2 accidents you will always meet - they are standing, and you are here like here. 5 rubles and then back home.

I dream of interesting professions: a vegetarian of the urban landscape, a therapeutic sewing consultant, this is the master of artistic discourse. What an interesting world I live at night! It is "

Oh, I’m not the only one) I dreamed that I was a hunter for eggs!! to

Two men are arguing about the smell.
It smells of berries! Cucumbers there. The Black.
It smells like rubber, but not fruit.
There are no fruits, there are berries, there is a mixture.
I don’t know, I smell rubber.
“Pasha, what do you smell like? an independent expert.
Pasha smells the mask for half a minute and returns it with the words:
It smells like a machine, I don’t know what it smells like.

XXX is
I want Friday!!! to

YYYY
Everyone wants Friday.

I don’t think even Robinson Crusoe, but I’ve seen it.
) is

From our circus to yours.

Tents... 3kg... 20kg...
Here is for example: General Army USB-56 - 455.3kg in the packaging.
Who is more? :D

A circus tent can weigh more than two tons.

>>>There are those who go out for a week or two. And to the tents we have our requirements - it must be spacious, with a "prebanner", with a roof, rubber - so that the rain holds. Maximum comfort in travel conditions. Such a tent can not weigh less than 20 kg)

For a long time, I noticed that such people who grew up on Chinese synthetics and Soviet breezent in their brains are deliberately wrapped "light = impeccable and flowing" and you will not reject it with any arguments. Even if you give them normal membrane trousers that are harder to break than their tent.

I recently went to the hospital for health reasons. Only determined already in the department, where there is a free place (in the profile there were no seats), I stand in the corridor, waiting for the bed to be prepared.
Suddenly, a grandmother jumps out of one room and screams that a man is knocking on the window.
Well, I think, - they came... Just got up on the elevator to the fifth floor... I thought the psychics are not holding here...
It turns out that there is a balcony along all the rooms. The weather is dark, on the balcony all the rooms are the same.
The man went out to smoke and tried to enter the neighboring room. I thought it was closed and knocked out the window. :D

I was madly tired of misunderstanding, of the reluctance to communicate, to spend time with me. Have you ever thought about what we have in common? Maybe some life goals, maybe some topics interesting to talk about, maybe some hobbies and activities? What do we have in common except a child?! to
The color of the skin?
The idiot! I hate you!

Disney made a cartoon about the adventures of Mickey Mouse in Moscow
WOW: 1.5 meters in the hole, live in the subway?

Her eyes were the colours of the dumped lamp kinescope of the Soviet TV brand "Spring".

XX: How do you guess the notes? Do you choose the color in your head or your mood? Or what other associations?

YYY: Type of

WOW: It is good
Re is a silk.
We are Wednesday.
Fa is a castrated boy in a church choir
Salt is choleric, red
Lea is a stumbling
It is Trilly.

YYY: And don’t ask why

We had a small bowl yesterday. I am not sitting so high. 10 the floor. But there was a wind... In an hour I was passed by by a struggling crown and two dwarfed pigeons. I would also be in their place. They were all three flying behind.