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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14224
 04.02.2009
The xxx:
From an American magazine:
The xxx:
"... Suicides commit suicides much more often than ordinary people..."
YYYY :
You can even say it 100% more often.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №14223
 04.02.2009
<Trank>
Dear Comrade
This is my third week of waiting for my salary.
I sometimes scratch, rushing to the window and looking into the distance, whether the money transfer you promised me does not go, does not run, does not fly on electronic waves. Yesterday I cooked my belt, because the hunger is starting to take the frogs. Save my cactus, I know it’s sedentary, I got money for normal food.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №14222
 04.02.2009
In the top: Give DDoS login.icq.com! No change of protocols.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14221
 04.02.2009
She: and you don’t have a disc, well, which else can be recorded?
He: Why do you?
She: Yes, fucking, I didn’t get the diploma on the diskette :(
He is clear. On what subject work?
Optimization and rational use of memory

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №14220
 04.02.2009
Programming Office, Timeline Speech:
"And don’t have to offer me wise solutions! I will do what I say!"

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №14219
 04.02.2009
A guy from one of the asses remembered))) 12 years of age) he spotted me on the topic of whether my hair grows in my ass)))
WOW : and?
Fuck... Fuck...
WOW: and
Ohhhh no! I have lilies there!! to
The bees are wearing!! to
They are polluting!!! to
Do not be nervous.
Guess where they are!! to
by Fey...
Do you want honey? 😉

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №14218
 04.02.2009
A friend invited me to the day. I decided to give him a housekeeping fork with a body painting of a culturist. I give him words.
and wicked. Regardless of your age, you must remain a macho for your wife. And to make it easier for her to perceive it, wear this fork more often when you are helping her in the household.

The second friend, who at that time was already there, but has not given the gift yet, stands up with rounded eyes and says:
You know, this form needs to be constantlyined. For this I give you...
And he got an inflatable giraffe... We could only talk somewhere in half an hour

[ + 53 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14217
 04.02.2009
46186 (saved 2009-02-02 at 22:35)
I go late at night to the Bas, I see a fun quote with 2999 votes. I put my 3000th plus and... rating is 4123!!! to
Who is here?! to

This is one of the most important things in the world.
You got the Moscovites, you are stupid, you are our diabolics. Russia, unlike you, lives in 11 time zones! Your deep night is the height of a working day on a hammer. So is.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №14216
 04.02.2009
Once, when the seven-year-old Mozart was giving concerts in Frankfurt am Main, a fourteen-year-old boy approached him after a performance.
You are playing so great! He told the young musician. I will never learn that.
What are you! The little Wolfgang was surprised. It is so simple. Have you tried writing notes? Write the songs that come to your mind.
I only think of poems.
This is yes! The child admired. Is it hard to write poetry?
No, it is very easy. You try... Mozart’s interlocutor was the young Goethe.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №14215
 04.02.2009
Do you know what...
The word "jabun" in Japanese means "chief, boss", and the phrase "oyabun oaba" can be translated as "boss calls". =) is

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №14214
 04.02.2009
xy (17:56:43 2/02/2009)
Hi you elephant! and :)

Dude_4th_size (17:57:12 2/02/2009)
Someone remembers my name from the first time.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №14213
 04.02.2009
I bought an iMac.
Who doesn’t know, he has a system filling right in the monitor, i.e. The computer is a mouse, keyboard and monitor.
My mother asked me to teach her how to use it. She is generally a confident user, but there is also Makoсь, so it is better to learn.

I didn’t mind, I just gathered and called the phone. I run, I say for the next - turn on for now.

I return - my mom is kneeling under the table, for 10 minutes has been unsuccessfully trying to find the system driver.)))))))
When I explained to her what it was about, she also arranged a scandal that for 8 years she was accustomed to the fact that the monitor is not a computer, and now, to get rid of it, get used to it again))

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14212
 04.02.2009
Akvalangist

And I used to play with the cat ^^ he is a fat, hairy cock, beats with the flow and eats painfully

Chuma

It is a picnic! 😉

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №14211
 04.02.2009
The cat, awakened, pulled and crushed so that I even heard behind my metalcoat not painfully quietly playing, after which I cut off again O_o Siju, I think I broke or not?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14210
 04.02.2009
People are stupid...
On the TTC broke, I stand, I look under the hood, here passes a man on the merine (the speed has fallen to a minimum) and says:
I broke down, I was hungry! Not the brakes!
He throws me a snickers.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №14209
 04.02.2009
May everyone be well and I be better.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №14208
 04.02.2009
Not a joke (I watched it myself), but it looks very much.



The Pharmacy.



Please give me something to improve my memory.

In tablets or in drops? Weaker action or stronger?

I don’t know, I bought some pills from you.

Title: Do you remember the name?

Visitor: Are you being mocked?! to

Clearly... Stronger...



Logically...

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14207
 04.02.2009
Doctor, what is that name?

What is called?

“Well, what it’s called, I’m my wife 16 times in a night!”! to

Pi...so it’s called!! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №14206
 04.02.2009
She: Go and shave better.
Then I have an interview on Wednesday.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №14205
 04.02.2009
K is
K is

Create a tower forum!

Plus to! For a long time I wanted a place where there would be a cloud of people and where you could talk about any topic.
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and stopudof. I also wanted to offer. Moreover, there are a lot of linuxoids and odminoids on the BASH, there will be someone to consult.)
And the fire will catch it. So I support!
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Fuck, even you are supporting. This is "for"!!! to

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