The cute guy I once smiled at somewhere and you didn't dare to approach, and now you ask me to respond! Here is my answer: Forget about me! I smile to him like a fool, and he is afraid to approach. Such as you are only on the internet heroes and macho, and real - trus. Either you grow up or you are a loser. and luck!

Do you want to join the World Classical Music Foundation? Just call your support.

The Black (15:02)
What are you reading?

by Anna (15:02) :
Detective

The Black (15:03)
Killed by the gardener?

by Jan (15:04) :
Ha ha, how do you know?

The Black (15:04)
These guys are always killing everyone. 😉

How to determine your gender?
YYY: Probably by feeling. If the feeling gave the result - the floor is needed.

Lennox (01:02:03)
Yes)) I hate all doctors by name) To go to them only in critical cases...Well or documents to do)

by Tanatos (01:03:10)
As a child, I was afraid of dentists. He once bitten one of his fingers. Bite to the bone.

by Tanatos (01:03:23)
We had a small town, only one hospital.

by Tanatos (01:03:59)
After that, in order to cure my teeth, my mother had to drive with me for 70 kilometers to the center.

by Tanatos (01:04:13)
The dentists were afraid of me.

KorWIN: "Sales of shoes in Iraq after the Bush assassination attempt grew 12 times...", "The statuette that hurt Berlusconi became a sales hit..."
The car in thought, who would they move "Calino"?))))))

<Bob> In Russia, if something is wrong - go to bed and everything will go ))

And you too, when you sit in the hairdresser's chair and you are covered with a coat, your nose starts to itch terribly? and :)

to this:

We have already mastered the weather. Now let’s do the business. Plus, we are raising our salary! They went.

by GaD.
_____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

and a scholarship)
and Goopie.

If you have a medical education, tell me:
If you take 2 fingers of one hand - the index and middle, and at the points of their contact, clean the upper layer of the skin (it will be a little painful). And then connect together and wrap for a couple of weeks. Will the fingers from these places grow or will the skin cover recover on each finger separately?

LoGun: Today, the world in my eyes has turned around... The metro’s mint march knows all the bombs of its station. On Pushkinskaya observed the painting: mint gently pin on the shoe another sleeping between the entrance doors, condemning: "Dimoon, do you hear me? Wake up... Dimoon..." I am in a...

With the weather, there is a salary.
Then let this quote add to your personal life!)
The PS. If you get to the best, then let it just be read, so as not to look.

Daddy told me a funny story :)
He worked on the building for a very long time, did not drink, did not smoke, and on that day there was a celebration. Well, in short, one of his friends ate heavily in the middle of the working day and the check just arrived. Well, my clever father placed him asleep in a hole in the middle of the construction site, and himself near this hole began to dig something like that, so that the inspection saw that everything was okay). But what a foolish grandmother, she saw in the window from the upper floor of the neighboring house a picture of a man lying in the pit, and next to the second man mashed with a spade))) She called the police in response. And here comes the picture: my father is digging with a spade, the bean comes in, it begins to be crushed, the pit is wrapped with a ribbon and then the drunken body rises from the pit and with a very drunken voice:"bring someone water..." and then cut out))) Everyone was in the hole))))

Here is this:
xxxh: we came to the office from the pelemene company a tasting of pelemeni made))) and the smell of a creature incomprehensible sits half the pelemeni and dropped all the question arose who it was and immediately on the aske from the sys admin came thanks was delicious then we saw it for the first time in 2 years)))

You have a great expert, take care of him!

Do you know how little boys differ from men?
Are they not fucking girls?
Men’s toys are no more expensive.
He: Oh yeah
Girls are expensive.
She: It is very expensive.
They are not cheap, they are expensive.)
She: Sasha doesn’t spend money on me at all.
She is a fool!! to

She has left #programmers

iGlyuck: I’m going to the street with a friend today. He is looking for a room for rent. We see the announcement "rental". He calls from my phone at the number in the advertisement. Agreement for a meeting. He puts a phone, gives it to me and asks me to keep the number.
iGlyuck: I record on the machine.
iGlyuck: Now I look at my recruited "Nicolas Rental World"

lizaar
What is Lyudmila’s password from the base?

Evgeny
Now "beautiful" and was "Crocodile90"

lizaar
Has she changed her feelings after marriage? 😉

by Mion-sama x3
Talked to a girlfriend. She told me a case when a friend threatened to fuck her, and she was so indifferent: "The condom in my wallet..."
Why do you have a condom in your wallet?
I don’t know if somebody will need to...
by xDD

komrad (16:44:57 3/02/2010)
Where will Batley be?

++++++++ (16:45:52 3/02/2010)
on Saturday

komrad (16:46:16 3/02/2010)
Fuck... and when?

seen in the block:
One car drives the other on the wheel. On the back of the car is a property...