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[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №138477
 04.02.2017
The public places. With time to drive smokers in the reservation, so that they do not smoke outside the payable cabins assigned for this. Even on the street.

If so reasoned, there is a great risk of being in such a cabin alone for the rest of your life, even if you do not smoke and generally behave socially beneficial, from your point of view.
In a state where less than 30 years ago opposite social ideas were preached, it is worth being very careful with such proposals. Any Chechens will come to power and you will sit in the cabin because your white Russian face irritates them.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №138476
 04.02.2017

Xxx: Our TV degraded by 99.9%

Zzzz: Why not 100%?

Xxx: Now I don’t know, but before the evening news showed the clock sheet. This is 0.1%

[ + 22 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №138475
 04.02.2017
I wanted to know why pasta manufacturers don’t use a simple and even beautiful technique like a little transparency on the packaging to determine how much pasta is left?
- this is all shit, I propose to produce tubes immediately with volume sensors, from which you can collect data on the remainder of the paste via wifi, write statistics and draw graphics - this is precisely what each of us needs for a normal life!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №138474
 04.02.2017
My sister never played in the games for the Russians, justifying this exclusively patriotically:
I don’t want Russia to lose.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №138473
 04.02.2017
Answer of the day.

"#square

"The Lonely Shepherd"

Is the shepherd lonely? And in what cases?"

Zzz: The sheep are gone.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №138472
 04.02.2017
j4f: the only plus of Russian series - you don't have to wait until the sound is released. The problem with the system is that no one is waiting for them.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №138471
 04.02.2017
That is to say, to eat and pay for the apartment is not money, but a psychotherapist is there? Norm is so)
WOW: Well, when I have the last money, I also get to spend it in full wild.
We are on the threshold of a great discovery. The law of the last grandmother. The less money you have, the more hell you spend it on.
I am not going to drink
Tagged: fucking

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №138470
 04.02.2017
I find it strange that Christian believers have only Christian saints, Muslim believers have only Islamic saints, and so on. And unbelieving atheists are just a whirlwind.

yyyy> that is. Can only atheists recognize white?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №138469
 04.02.2017
XXX: Oxygenated from the institute - recovered in the institute.
YYY: And in the meantime you walk with an acid mine.
zzz: Is it true that there are grounds for recovery?
TTT: Yes, because in the dekanate there are usually such slugs!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №138468
 04.02.2017
XXX: In the words you are a senior life beaten
In fact, a junior with a brain cut off.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №138467
 04.02.2017
Geektimes, discussion of the formula E=mc^2:

XXX: Is the energy released or absorbed? The mass has increased / decreased.
YYY: Do I understand correctly that it is theoretically possible to create a mechanism that will only consume energy and deliver on the output of the sausage?
zzz: You can, but the sausage will be expensive: 5 terawatt-hours of energy per 200g. the cabbage.
aaa:... and the physics of the process is described by a three-dimensional surface known as a rotational sausage :)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №138466
 04.02.2017
XXX: Vase's neighbor was broken the spine with an armor and he is now disabled. He now has a pension and we keep it, paying taxes properly. And three "authors" of this act too. When will the roads be repaired? When these three alternately endowed people will not eat at our expense for several years, but go to the north for the rest of their lives to Vasechkin’s safe life, ramps, roads and treatment of children with cancer.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №138465
 04.02.2017
xxx > Per I will file a lawsuit against banks that have stopped selling bucks for 30p, I can't resell them for 60 and THREE PERDITIONS.
XXX > No, well what? A good plan.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №138464
 04.02.2017
23:58:56 XXX: I want to end from one message
23:59:50 YYY->XXX: XXX, mortgage paid)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №138463
 04.02.2017
Xxx: "In that world we will sleep". Bl, why can’t I sleep here, but work out and get out of school – in that world?! to

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №138462
 04.02.2017
(03.02.2017 12:45:23) XXX: Hello! I looked at the information about mammoths. Some questions arise: did you still give birth in autumn or spring? Were their children living? How about elephants?
(03.02.2017 12:45:58) YYY: what does it mean: living? They are mammals 😉 😉
(03.02.2017 12:46:15) YYY: children of livestock - livestock)
(03.02.2017 12:46:54) XXX: Here I read on the forums. confused
(03.02.2017 12:47:22) XXX: There were no eggs?
(03.02.2017 12:47:39) YYY: It is more logical that the toddlers were born in the spring. It is more logical, t. He is herbivorous, the grass grows in the warm season, if you were born in the winter - there would be nothing to eat.
(03.02.2017 12:47:44) YYY: YYY? With the monkeys?

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №138461
 04.02.2017
A quote about a panda with martial arts.

There is a policeman on the road. A dear foreigner enters him, the window opens, a Japanese rises out of him and begins to say something in Japanese: - Xiaomasya husa blabla... coca-cola?
"Sorry, you want to know where you can buy a bottle of what here nearby on this hot day?

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №138460
 04.02.2017
"Do not deceive yourself at all. Prefer purely because of the fact that statistically from the first one you can get more and take less responsibility than from the second. Take responsibility and satisfy your hotel. Primary questions for women. She will choose the first not because he is so clever, reasonable and good. And her desire to have fun will be pleased with them. If her interest in the elves lies and there are sufficient prerequisites to satisfy her level of removal, they will choose him. You overestimate women. They do not see in you a man, but they mimic it well.

Did not give?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №138459
 04.02.2017
by Habr
Disclaimer
If you do something similar in a sales code, you will go to hell. No one will be friends with you. Even with Hitler. Hitler had a purpose.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №138458
 04.02.2017
The old, still DDR group: Karlmarksstadt, Karlmarksstadt...

Of course, if Moscow were in the DDR, "Megapolis" would have been the DDR group.

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