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Crisis, like destruction, is more in the head than in reality. Fully
At the beginning of January, the phone calls in our project organization changed.
A wave of strange calls. Leaders, as always
of cooperation”:

We are a manufacturer of heat insulation. I would like to spend
We offer a free presentation of our products.
Decision on the feasibility of the presentation will be made.
Based on the information that we hope you will send to us.
E-mail: I answer with a written sentence.
Purposes of what? Confusion at the end of the wire.
Probably due to a too long wording.
and organizations.
Their own?
No to yours. You are an initiator?
The initiator of what?
and organizations.
of whom?
of yours!
.........

Hi to you. Who can I consult?
For what problem?
We have a five-story building from 1975. We want a basement.
In the sense of repairing?
No to dig. There is no basement. and needed. If we dig it,
Will the building fall?
It will fall.
How do you know?
I don’t know, just like any cautious designer, I guess.
The most unfavorable scenario.
Oh, and you do not have, by chance, less cautious designers.
No more, I joke, I fell asleep on one object.
It is a pity that we need a qualified consultation.
.........

Hi to you. Are you designing buildings?
All in all, yes.
The whole?
Not without that.
Can you buy a typical building project?
Which one?! to
Thousand for five square meters.
What is the building for? Housing, production, on which site,
Under what technical conditions?
And you are who?
The architect.
You always complicate things. Is there any manager?
The sales department?

Long-haul drivers deliver cargo a day earlier.
by anekdoton.ru

Those who have gone through the war, for example, suspect that the basis of the set of products of the Orlov consumer basket, the deputies took the norms... of the 1941 camp paying of German prisoners of war, calculated in the Narcomate of Internal Affairs under Beria’s leadership. For the sake of clarity, the newspaper provides the following data.

One German prisoner of war per month in 1941. Minimum rate for a resident of the Orlovsk region per month in 2005:

bread products - 21.6 kg / 12.6 kg;
meat and fish - 4.8 kg / 3.8 kg;
Potatoes and vegetables - 18 kg / 17.9 kg;
salt, tea, spices - 0.83 kg / 0.40 kg

The norms of nutrition of the German prisoners of war the newspaper provides in accordance with the telegrams of the General Staff, as well as the orientation of the UPVI of the NKVD of the USSR. Rules of nutrition of Orlov pensioners - according to the law "On the consumer basket in the Orlovsk region".

On the day of the exam, I managed to catch a duty lecture at the Department of History and, so to speak, to pass the record.
What did the Mongol Tatars burn in Russia?
The cities.
Okay, give me a note.

Husband of cattle. I sit on the carpet and remove the buttons. He runs joyfully into the room with the words "close your eyes, open your mouth", hold your hands behind your back. I wait for something delicious. And he with the words "I want you right here" sues me his member.
We have not spoken for two days.

I am standing in the entrance, waiting for the elevator. A gorgeous girl enters the entrance. I remembered her — the girl of a guy from the 4th floor... We go into the elevator, I ask, slightly touching the chest: “Fourth?”". And then I shouted "Why are you not ashamed?!" and so on. Then she thought about it, realized about the floor and turned red :)