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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №94804
 04.03.2014
We stand in the morning with the sweet, we embrace, on the backdrop is cartoon "38 pops" (about martyche, udva, elephant and pops). Throwing his nose around his neck, he laughs and answers:
It is scary!
And then there is a voice from behind:
I don’t chew, I check, and suddenly you broke!
The journey broke us with the sweet.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №94803
 04.03.2014
Dentists are fun people.
- Man, here you will have a bridge... And here, I think, too... Ah... Just like in Venice!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94802
 04.03.2014
In general, our chat is an oasis of optimism on any issue.
This is when the thermonuclear bomb is fucking. I go to the working internet and go here. - "This is Pizzetz well?" - "This is ohuenno, this is folaut, I don't understand that everyone is crying"

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94801
 04.03.2014
With D3:
Sturm88: I was not allowed in the subway with a tie-terrier on my hands. Asked to remove, on my reasonable question, where I will now remove the dog, replied, "you can remove it in a bag."

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №94800
 04.03.2014
Galina: Watching the rain from the friccadeleque 2 at 12 o’clock was a mistake, this food looks so appetizing that I didn’t stand up and made two sandwiches on toasts, pulled the computer, chew, and here is the moment when they eat themselves and the cook said: it looks like it’s all overnight.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №94799
 04.03.2014
from JJ:

I’ve seen a beautiful thing today... A girl is walking out some kind of microshava, chihuahua, or something like that: a tiny, trembling in a pink puddle. And in front of them, the snorkeler Ivanich with his cat came out of the basement. The cat (big and chic) in a fighting posture in front of the chihuahua stood, squeezed, and tried to hit with a lap, well, the girl in a scream. Ivanovich said so calmly:
“Fu, Murzik Borisovich...Fu... What’s there, there’s a whole GMO!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №94798
 04.03.2014
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
YYY is what?
XXX is a Scandinavian mythological shit, so understand?

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №94797
 04.03.2014
Back to humor. I recommend the old film with De Niro and Hoffman "The Curse". More positive and brains!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94796
 04.03.2014
and panic:
Today, March 4, 2014, at five o’clock in the morning in Kiev, the war between Ukraine and Russia will begin. Per we will never be Slavic brothers again.

Don’t forget to say this only about Russia and Ukraine – or the men don’t know.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №94795
 04.03.2014
What suggests me is that if you create a Ukrainian.txt file on the desktop and depart from the comp for another hour, there will automatically appear a scam.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94794
 04.03.2014
I come here and I know that there are almost no Russians here. The topics between them are some sort of trouble, the Russians cheat on the course of the matter... And not a single cat...

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94793
 04.03.2014
XXX: here are those who come out with posters "Yahoo-Ukrainian", "I am ashamed of being Russian" - why do they not renounce Russian citizenship and do not go somewhere else?
yyy: because "support gay parades" and "give in the ass" is very different :)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №94792
 04.03.2014
I forgot my email password.
The box which was
YYY: Mother's Girl's Name
What was the name of the first pet?
The best friend of childhood
Where to Fuck to Remember
Zzzz: I remember it all.
You probably have a childhood best friend and your first pet.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №94791
 04.03.2014
to this:
In general, you will need to advise to name some training room "Inquisition". The field of images disappears.
-"The Inquisition" You will lose weight from one of our trainer types!
-"Inquisition!" Burns fat much more efficiently than its competitors!

Late, in the neighboring home fitness club Inquisitor, fantasy yes, diverse

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94790
 04.03.2014
Here are the children of the first sisadmin: the name of the director of the neighboring firm - Half Eight

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94789
 04.03.2014
Shop and Parking Managers! When the store is crowded, you need to build the second, not the old to expand by demolishing the playground. The economy of the regions is forcing you to go to the big cities, if you drink those who went back to the colloquial farms - all the places and roads are enough, you catch the thought? And yes, each one is responsible for his or her job. If you have no place to put the closet, have you bought it? As with the car, you are warrior. Property implies a burden of responsibility in addition to rights.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94788
 04.03.2014
The Ukrainian Forum.
All this will end with the breakdown of the rack.
It all ends up turning the sun into a red giant.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №94787
 04.03.2014
We have heard numerous statements by Mr. Lavrov that Russia is ready to strictly defend the rights of its citizens anywhere. Considering such statements, how can we negotiate visa-free regime? Russia has always been very interested in this. But if the resettlement of Russian citizens to other countries represents such a risk, how can we support the idea of a visa-free regime?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №94786
 04.03.2014
In other words, the Czech minister noted, it is better not to allow Russian citizens to enter their territory in order to prevent their stay in the country from becoming a reason for Russian invasion.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №94785
 04.03.2014
Sometimes mutually exclusive things can be found where they are not.

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