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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №110199
 04.03.2015
XXX: Please tell me how much is a canister of bla-bla-bla (18kg)?
YYY is 11950r.
XXX: You can make an advance payment, thank you.
YYY: The Investment Account. Write when you pay the bill.
Sorry, I won’t take you too expensive.
YYY: Why did you need an account?
XXX: It was not clear for kg or for piece.
YYY: And if it was for kg, would you pay? It can be counted at 11950. For kg...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №110198
 04.03.2015
Citizens who eat foreign foods will have to register as foreign food agents.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №110197
 04.03.2015
With a good man and living pleasant and divorce too, and with a fool-something out of chaos.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №110196
 04.03.2015
A ban on the consumption of beef in India

The consumption of beef in India is declining, but the export of this meat is growing, reaching $5 billion a year.

YYY: But they don’t eat them, just business :)

XXX: Oh, this is a good thing.

Yyy: And Pakistan probably grows pigs, barter...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №110195
 04.03.2015
She depicts that once you invite her, then have fun and pay.
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Of course, if you invite her, you amuse and pay. When you’re invited, don’t you bring chicken and salad with you? Except a pre-ordinarily arranged package. If you do not want to pay - do not invite or book individual bills in advance.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №110194
 04.03.2015
What wording should I use for acquainted men to repair a computer/pick a nail, etc. To be understood correctly? I am afraid they don’t understand me (

"The connector broke, I got 500p / cognac / (something other materially valuable) for concern". And in general, there have long been masters who professionally do this for a small amount of money. It is unwise that acquainted men think - you still need something that for money is not yet offered.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №110193
 04.03.2015
Remember the fucking. According to the Soviet classification, a troll is not a fool, it is a nest.
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Well what you. The troll, a real troll, brings people out of love for art and for the sake of the triumph of the mind. And she is a gnide. Well, the comparison with the fool is also incorrect, the fool is also a fool in Africa. Was the rzhevsky of anecdotes or the same sweat of butterflies or nits? and never. But here the trolls around considerably, especially the last.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №110192
 04.03.2015
Known for its original proposals, the MP Milonov proposes to introduce a tax on tourists - on the maintenance and reconstruction of what they actually come to watch.
Or maybe, instead of collecting fixtures for the repair of the Failure, put Milonov in the transition from Hostin's - the "Lord", submit to the current member of the city Duma?
He will be guided and guided by:
To the right is the Hall of Fame, and to the left is a living deputy standing, and what he lives and how he got there is unknown. And the people are wild!"
He, of course, will be hard to say that he hasn’t eaten for 6 days, they won’t believe. But the money in the treasury will sink, and Milonov will have something to do.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №110191
 04.03.2015
The Russian government will ban working in the prosecutor's office for mentally ill people.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №110190
 04.03.2015
It is time for passports to go online.
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Five years ago, I greatly trolled my female colleagues. Being "smelly" appearance and slim 195 cm in height, I always behaved gallantly and friendly, and also gave my hands the freedom. Asking about anything, I could put my hand on the waist, for example. He gave signs of attention at 110%. At the same time, he did not make any compliments. Sooner or later my colleagues invited me for tea. I came and just drank tea. Or he drove them to the cafe and paid for them, and when they wanted to go for a coffee, he said it was an uncomfortable time. They took their brains out. As if everything was perfect, and suddenly a breakdown.

As a result, the girls were nicknamed "untouchable bicycle" - everyone wants to ride, but no one has yet managed.
If anyone does not know, I am a sociopath. He is now happily married and his wife knows it.
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Sociopathy is a personality disorder characterized by ignorance of social norms, impulsiveness, aggressiveness and extremely limited ability to form attachments. With respect for Wikipedia.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №110189
 04.03.2015
Two electrons are flying, one with a half-whole spin, the other also receives a photon.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №110188
 04.03.2015
As a result, the girls were nicknamed "untouchable bicycle" - everyone wants to ride, but no one has yet managed.

If anyone does not know, I am a sociopath. He is now happily married and his wife knows it.
and...
Oh you sociopath! and married! Comrade, read the description of the disease, don't worry anymore and listen to your mom)))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №110187
 04.03.2015
Anna: and we have the project gone, sadness, sadness and melancholy

Ivan: What did you leave?

Anna: and said that we give him too many orders through the online store, customer support does not cope, so he will go to the contractor who did heroic

Ivan: O_o

I am serious.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №110186
 04.03.2015
Am I a beast shaking or wearing a cotton?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №110185
 04.03.2015
Be a fool and no one will wipe your feet.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №110184
 04.03.2015
Kirill (2 years 1 month) on the street saw a man coming out of the entrance and, without excessive greetings, addresses him:
Have you walked?
The man replied eagerly:
and AGA.
Wearing a hat?
and yes.
and daywear. It is cold. Very cold.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №110183
 04.03.2015
According to modern conceptions, there are 100 billion galaxies in the visible part of the universe. Each galaxy has an average of 100 billion stars. Humanity is extremely mistaken that with this economy God has a business before us.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №110182
 04.03.2015
You have compared:

Yes, guys... That’s what I didn’t expect, so that there will be a bunch of comments on this site about the death of Nemtsov, and none about Leonard Nimoy... Now, for sure, who will ask.

Nimoy died of chronic obstructive lung disease at the age of 83, without drama, politics, conspiracies and shootings. Peace to the great Spock, of course, but this is not to be a strong shock.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №110181
 04.03.2015
On Friday, the husband asked for a roulette biscuit - he baked
On Saturday, his friends came unexpectedly - he cooked it.
On Sunday, Grandma and Grandpa had to drink tea again.
When the roulette last roulette ended, Sanek claims "mam, is it true? you baked three roulettes and none of them gave me a piece, they all ate without me(((((( and I also wanted" well, in general, a tribute to the topic "how to live hard not to eat biscuits";;

I, restoring justice, urgently baking the fourth roulette, fiercely protecting it from husband and eldest son - "this is Sane, you have left him nothing from the past, this I hell for him!!and "

Sanya returns from a walk, I give him a roulette.
Sanya - "mama, give Dad and Rome, I don't want" - :shock: :shock: - "I don't like sweets at all and I won't eat roulette"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №110180
 04.03.2015
Speaking of hints about sex. In my youth and adolescence I was very stressful. Greasy, filled and spotted (Hello Harmony). But there was one chip, I offered the guys sex in direct text alone, they agreed because they were teenagers, but didn’t tell because I was eager and laughed.
Parallel to this was the harassment of beautiful girls by prostitutes, although they were not in one eye.

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