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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №26834
 04.03.2010
Site dedicated to firearms.
Video of a machine gun.
The commentary:
"Loved by Pendostan writers and military, the California Governor’s tabular weapon..."

[ + 78 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26833
 04.03.2010
Star'ost ‎(27.02.2010 9:46):
In short, why do dentists always ask questions in your mouth that you can’t answer with a kick of your head???? to
They tend to develop the basics of telepathy, trying to read the answers to the questions in full horror eyes.? to

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №26832
 04.03.2010
Comments on Prohibition of Pyrotechnics:

That year I can’t figure out what class of pyrotechnics are 85-mm anti-aircraft shells. I use it every year and I don’t know, maybe not.


[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №26831
 04.03.2010
Cassandra> Chewbacks to all!!! I read somewhere something silly: “Tell me your nick and I’ll tell you what kind of person you are...” So I’m probably a prophet, and I’ll tell the truth about people!
Tagged with: fire> p
Cassandra> The Public Service Officer, the Fool...

[ + 33 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26830
 04.03.2010
The guys!! to
We can do it!! Russia is rising!! Thanks to the collective mind, we have become more humane to our hotly beloved veterans, just retirees in general to close people!!! Keep it so!! Our country is not defeated!!! to

Let us all be proud of our success!!! to

[ + 77 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26829
 04.03.2010
The acquaintance now sent - fills the contract - IP Shilo V. Zh.

[ + 48 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26828
 04.03.2010
When I was a student, I sat in front of the colloquiums at night for books. Today I am a teacher, tomorrow I am taking the colloquium of students, so I am not... Again today I am sitting behind the textbooks (((

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №26827
 04.03.2010
JUNKEY: I remember, the case in the autumn was still, we decided with the guys after studying beer to drink, bought means, sat in the courtyards, but so that no one was stressed, away from the playgrounds of all kinds of children, but in the store, normally in general, the warmth was still enough. Well, there is a police patrol on the road nearby, they passed, but then gave up the rearway to get out of the car two:
Hello guys, am I the one I drink? What is it? The beer? (Beer with a bottle without a sign of identification)
Beer, I have decided.
It’s like a beer (and it’s like a beer).
I told you! You are quirky!
I got into the car and left :D

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №26826
 04.03.2010
The xxx:
Go to work instead of me.

The xxx:
I’ll try a couple instead.! to

[ + 84 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26825
 04.03.2010
xxx: At the Rammstein march age limit 18+
YYY: Ah, and for those who know German 21+

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №26824
 04.03.2010
by phone:
Have you called my number? (The voice of the woman)
I need a man.
I need it too (I need it too)

[ + 97 - ] Comment quote №26823
 04.03.2010
HHH
Will you meet me?

WOWU
Do you ask or suggest?

HHH
I suggest

WOWU
I will be here)))

HHH
Do you agree or threaten?

[ + 78 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26822
 04.03.2010
In the 80s, my mother brought a deodorant for the toilet from Poland - from those that hang directly onto the toilet, on the inner edge. In the USSR then there was almost no such, so what-no, but luxury.
Then one of her acquaintances came to her. He went to wash his hands, comes back such a faint and says:
“Rita, there’s a bit of shit hanging there! I stumbled on her, for the case.

(c) by langri_ksk

[ + 105 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26821
 04.03.2010
And someone else remembers the advertisement on ORT in 1990 - 2000 years, how the girl broke the aquarium, and saved the goldfish in a condom?))

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №26820
 04.03.2010
WOWU: I thought for a long time that if you organize a thread in a dumb man such a nephorus town on a natural farm
You can imagine the Negroes in the village =)))
Iroquois punks protecting the chicken!
Goats planting potatoes! Well, with what ceremonies they will be buried:))))
WOW: I am silent about satanists at the slaughterhouse)))
hhhh:emo watering beds with tears))
Wauauu: metals reflecting rape races from local gardens!
You and I are the ones who rule this system)))

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №26819
 04.03.2010
She did not pronounce the letter "r", so in her life there was only the future, the present and the past.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №26818
 04.03.2010
"Rollton" was added to the Mendeleev table.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №26817
 04.03.2010
When I was a child, I had cherry bones in my nose. Are you probably cedar nuts?
How did you guess O?
You are from Siberia.

[ + 57 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26816
 04.03.2010
on the sex discussion forum

The xxx:
Help me please, I’m dating a boy and he wants sex, he thinks I’m a virgin... but I’m not a virgin for three years... help who knows how to portray virginity in bed... for him it’s very important!
My friend advised me to take a small bag of ketchup, and when he comes into me screaming to break the bag, don't tell me which ketchup is better to choose for this?
YYYY :
So why do you have ketchup, take a better lecho, it is more delicious and useful and if he sees it there, the guy will say it was cracked)
and ZZZ:
Chili to yourself.

:DDD

[ + 128 - ] Comment quote №26815
 04.03.2010
to this:

after turning on the emergency and helping grandmother to get through the slippery bowl on the sidewalk, two more cars stood behind you and they hid all of you and asked to meet their rod and nail, and you real respect, grandmother stood in shock for another 2 minutes and broke on...
This country begins to change... where to look...
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I thought to write it or not, but when I saw this quote, I decided. Yesterday, I am leaving the house, walking 50 meters, I bowed to scratch the jeans (from the timberlands coming out constantly) as I see in the darkness, the lights of the car standing in front of me turned on, when I was straight, they went out. The driver of the journey thought I chose something, and decided to light up)
Something is wrong with our country...
___________________________________________________________________________
This is another thing, would you see the eyes of a Tajik gas driver, when he tried to climb out of the suburb, began to shower his legs, and when I returned, I was already on the wire and two other guys from another car were pushing! The world is changing, I believe in you!

Man with helicopter

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