You should go wrong and you will be sent where you need to. c) Knight

Not mine, but I liked it very much. From the comments to the article on the modernised telephone call.

I remember at the service in the SA in our battalion broke the sirene-revoon (broken such a device of the size of a large tablet, designed to give the signal of combat/educational alarm)... And since at that time I (on the post of a telephone worker) carried a night guard on the army telephone switch, a good praportera ticked this ashes to me... type, "on the counter, professor"...
There are almost no calls at night, so I repaired it quite quickly... Well, and on joy decided to check out :)

Three minutes later, the personnel of our battalion (as well as two neighbors) stood in front of their barracks in full combat condition, and even a minute later, a standing officer on the part of the starley broke out with the eyes, and waving a tabular PM...

I was saved by a call from the brigade, which resulted in an effective training alarm... How surprised was the checking colonel, who entered the CPC almost immediately with a call and saw four built companies - dressed, stuck, in anti-gases... All according to the charter and the corresponding prescriptions...

Our officers were thanked, they were awarded prizes... And under this case, I took a two-week vacation home... This is the electrotechnique :)...

You won’t be full of sex, but you won’t get stuck with a borsch.

I love the storm in early May. And hurricanes in February, so that everything burns and explodes. I am a NTV reporter.

from ZH:

"All would be your problems. I know people who are looking for an occam shave case :)"

A husband needs a wife to feel happy when he is not at home.

Gentleman on Bentley provoked a major accident in Moscow

The 19-year-old driver of a luxury class was performing "drift" on the ice when he collided with "Subaru".

> This is the same with the sticker "fighting fraudsters and thieves"! I saw today!

Zombik: After two years working in the club as a loudspeaker, he learned to fall asleep under a drama and bass, after that he worked a year as a loudspeaker in karaoke and learned to fall asleep even under drunken swings... And after that you suggest me to get up under a phone alarm?! to

The cat slept in his home, ridiculously stretching his legs out of it. Seeing this, as quietly and imperceptibly as possible, she grabbed the photocopy, turned it on, focused it and... JUST at the moment when her finger had already pressed the button, she pulled her legs to herself, hiding them from sight. How?? How did she find out??? >.<

X: Fuck, I have to be with her in an hour, and I haven’t bought a gift yet...what to do?
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