It’s not when in life you don’t drink good Irish whiskey with good Irish beer. There are various Catholic concessions.

A child in the zoo looking at the rabbit’s legs in a wolf’s fist:
I also looked at the rabbit.

In the forum:

- A 16-year-old daughter runs with the same teenagers as her on the country, on shelves, without a nightclub. I don’t know whether to let go or not.

The commentary:

Is it a place or a process?

XXX is
The Terminator remembers.
YYYY
Remember the word "conceiver". End of the day, lat. terminus - end, completion) became nickname
XXX is
The translation from Fergus would be a lie)))
XXX is
Part 3 – Car stands

PP: A heroine named Hope can easily kill any intrigue in a horror film.

A colleague is upset:
- The balance on the phone is 21 rubles, and report that "In your account there are not enough funds"!
What phone do you have?
The Nokia Lumia 920.
You are not worth your phone today.

by the wind, along with the root,
Suddenly the fist broke out! 0 - O
I will tell you, kids.
About the Omsk Spring. % of

There wind, snow in the near
The city is in the ass.
The fifth floor...
I am upset and not happy myself.

From the sky so unhealthy.
Everything is white shit.
And spring has come.
It seems like... no matter =(

I will walk, the ball will break.
And the eggs will not ring in the tact.
Head and back.
I went for a mining...

Dry fingers, white nose
Something is drawn into a dream.
There are a couple of "short"
Shines and unison.

The calendar on March 4,
He smiles and says, “Sit down!”! to
Do not even go out at home.
Once your homeland is Siberia!"

c) The green

When they say to me, admin, “I don’t understand this, I’m not a programmer!” I say “I too!”

Martian rover Curiosity has stopped responding to commands.

After 40 years of silence, the Soviet Mars-3 transmitted to Earth scientific data and thanks for the delivered spare parts.

Is it the International World SMM digital group?
and whispering yes
Why the whisper?
I am in mathematics.

About stupid shit.

About computer games.
Honestly, there is nothing wrong with them. If it does not harm everyday life. but.
I have lived with my boyfriend for six months. He plays everything he can. Party in the tanchiki, hon, dotu, raids in the wov, the devil, all affairs. "Jul, don't distract me, I can't get out of the game, it means to act like a fool, now I'll finish, and then we'll embrace."
Honestly, I sleep alone every night. I have already carefully asked, and more persistently, and arranged conversations on the topic: “I want to sleep with you.” But no, nothing helps. He goes to bed an hour before I wake up. And at the same time, every time I will be taking my place in bed.
He comes up waking up, right behind the computer, comes home, there, on weekends rarely with difficulty get pulled out somewhere to go. Often misses work (working as a freelancer, daily visits are not required), and then, when the crashes are picked up, sits at work at night. And do not strive to develop professionally, because lazy and better to play in Dota. He was frozen at the same time he was 18 years old.

Go away from him, sheep.

Ilya
Bo Bo Bo

Tanzanian
This is my phrase)

Ilya
Bu Bu Bu ©

The great Russian language:
Morning Party in the Kindergarten
Diary - notebook for records and notes
Students of the evening department
The Night - Lamp
A midnight man is one who does not sleep at midnight.

How do you feel about the Ford Explorer?
vvv - It is said to eat 20l / minute with the engine off
AA - up to 14 liters
vvv - It's on the evacuator he eats so much

SMS from Billyn about the change in tariffs, in my eyes:
Congratulations, your tariff "Fuck the halyava" from 28.02 will be absolutely free transferred to the tariff "Yes, you wore with such prices"

I invite the makers of online role-playing games to introduce a new race to the game! “School”

He went to the carpenter to change his voice. From low to high. I wonder why the carpenter.

Why and why. The hammer on the eggs and the voice changes from low to high.

From the movie Strong Nuts 5:
Bruce Willis has saved the world many times, but even he is unable to save a film shot in Russia.

I came into the project as a designer, people were lacking... I had to learn Assembler and C.

Olya: guys, but through which program can photoshop be done?
Through Skype.