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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №140183
 04.04.2017
Nothing and nothing. Quartz disks with astronomical time of reliable data storage are currently being developed, and the capacity will make any blow.
If they are in square blue plastic envelopes - your children will still see what a discet is.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №140182
 04.04.2017
> So, by guessing the scanword, I tricked to rewrite the New Testament.
> For the proposal to continue the phrase "In the beginning was...."

This is the Old Testament, not the New. The new is already the Gospel.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №140181
 04.04.2017
There will always be a bigger fish.
Agent Kuznetsov: Kwai Gong.jpg
JABIA: random_boat
Abhorrence: smiley.jpg
Adam Kaedmon: The Cat.png
Tocakyca: People, I don’t load pictures in this branch, what does that have to do with?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №140180
 04.04.2017
to this:

> So, by guessing the scanword, I tricked to rewrite the New Testament.
> For the proposal to continue the phrase "In the beginning was...."

This is the Old Testament, not the New. The new is already the Gospel.
......................................................

No, it is just new. The Gospel of John, Prolog. “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God” (1:1).
And the Old Testament, Book of Genesis (1:1) begins, “In the beginning God created heaven and earth.”

The Bible, the fucking.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №140179
 04.04.2017
The series "Santa Barbara" 2137 series, we showed from 1992 to 2002 (10 years). "House-2": to date 4709 editions, shown from 2004 to the present day (already more than 12 years, and the end is not yet visible).
Forget the expression "infinite "Santa Barbara". It is obsolete.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №140178
 04.04.2017
What else can be the tricks when there are such news: "In the RPC considered hijabs in schools a violation of the secular nature of education"

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №140177
 04.04.2017
Socialism has never survived in America because the poor here regarded themselves not as oppressed proletarians, but as temporarily humiliated millionaires.

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