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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №45442
 04.04.2011
X: Have you ever written in a scrapbook?
Y is no.
x Why?
Y: I didn’t get it before, and I don’t want it now.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №45441
 04.04.2011
A home phone is one unit different from the Interzeet support phone. Calls by night and by day:
"Hello to you! Is it intersect?and "
Nothing helped, until he answered in despair:

He said: "Hello! Is this an intersection?"
I: "Yes, my sweet..."

She is "Allo! Is this an intersection?"
I: "Yes, my sweet..."

No fox calls back.

[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45440
 04.04.2011
I saw here a day ago: standing near the subway, Hachik, drinking beer. A grandmother approaches him, takes him by the sleeve and says, “Muslims are not allowed to drink!”

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №45439
 04.04.2011
I talk on the phone with my beloved. She is outraged by those who do so badly drawings in the car.
There is a hole in the wall.
Could it be a technological breakthrough?
-hm... 1800 to 930 mm...hm... this is the door!

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №45438
 04.04.2011
Now on the channel Russia showed about the special forces different, FSB, Guinness, game all kinds... show the special forces in the home environment, sitting back to the camera, on the wall group photo of the unit, all in camouflage and in masks...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45437
 04.04.2011
F4R3L: Keep all statuses, they will help the psychiatrist with the diagnosis.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №45436
 04.04.2011
Senna was a joke.
I fucking sing a song.
Oleg: and here the porn pops up with mistakes and fucking shut down the sock until you turn the mistakes 500 times
Oleg: and I have a muse for the whole house oret
There, the grandmother is crying.
Oleg: Daddy comes in type that fucking
Oleg: I'm typical of him, and here I can't close the shit with the hero.
Fuck, he almost fell.

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