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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №126341
 04.04.2016
About the server base and regular backups:
Meat should be placed in the border.
It is set – eat.
But it is not set!
Do not eat – do not eat.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №126340
 04.04.2016
In the age of self-opening doors, the guy, wishing to show galacticity, did not turn the turniket in front of me.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №126339
 04.04.2016
Silikons is the common name of the group of silicon organic polymers.
And the times of vitalism, when it was believed that organic compounds could only be produced in living nature, ended in the 19th century.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №126338
 04.04.2016
Everyone asks how to speed up to the speed of light. Another question is how to stop.

[ + 24 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №126337
 04.04.2016
When I'm asked, "You have any claims to the Motherland!I said, “Yes, I have a lot of complaints. I have no claims only to the Russian team in synchronous swimming.

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