I had a strange dream today.
I took my son a cat
XXX: He lived with us for 2 months.
And suddenly I stopped eating, going to the toilet and sleeping.
xxx: all the time went there and here, whispered and demanded to enter the license key
And what did you do? and :)
xxx: I gave it to somebody, and downloaded the opensource version of the cat
XXX: Who has become bald for some reason

I work as a manager in a small office. Today, the director of the fire: "Do you know what the resemblance of a accountant and a bustler is? Both one and the other are able to hide what others cannot see. And there are those who create the appearance of what is not..."
I thought long.

Mail.ru news is rejoicing once again

"Taras Bulba": Charisma Boyarsky burns all living

Bruce Wills's house burned

People, and you also have on your right palm, where the hand rests on the table when holding a mouse, a small clot and a mushroom?and :)

by newsru.com
Tyumen anarchists wrote on the walls of the military commissions "I love people" and "World Peace". The authorities saw this incitement of hostility.

Sorry that’s not funny.
In the school dining room he stood in a line and heard the conversation of two guys.
I showed my ass in the camera today.
2 (the first one on the shoulder): Beautiful guy! This is a real punk rock! We are real punks!

And they both think they’re cool punks... I saw a drunk punk driving the old lady across the road. This is a real punk, and showing your ass in the camera at school is a scam.

It was a fun day yesterday. I love the first of April.

The boss joked that I had to do today from scratch in a couple of hours and deliver a ready project.
I joked I’t do that.
He joked that he was serious.
I joked that I didn’t believe it anyway.
He joked he would punish me.
I joked that I disagreed with the fine and placed a dismissal statement on his table.
He also joked and signed it.
I am looking for work.

from the advertisements "In contact":
"Uday Boo
17 thousand rub.
full, so not aggressive, 1.5 years of breed, not covetous in food, while feeding once every two weeks 1-2 mice, growth about 80-95cm. I know how to speak..."

That’s what "Sheshshshsh" wants to do now.

News on Yandex:
Barack Obama gave Queen Elizabeth a second iPod

One thought on “Does the Queen have two iPods?”

Fuck the "gramatheis", who have a headache, and the Nihua themselves do not write literally. Fuck, "let the mirror foam when the rod is curved". Learn first to put "B" in the verbs s -is and -tся (checked by the question "what to do?" and "what does"?) is
For example:
I went yesterday, what should I do? to bath.
Bathing in the river – what do you do? and swimming.
Is it so hard to remember?? to

As well as "Ъ" instead of "B" in the words submission, fucking, fucking. For these rules, you do not need to finish philfak and have a higher education. It is enough to attend at least Russian language lessons in high school, where you have probably ever been.
It didn’t burst, but it burst!
The Plush! It may help minors who walk through school to remember such simple rules and will not be so much borrowed and scratching the eyes of the competent half of the Bacha readers.

Oil painting (and cheese)
Two men in a semi-dark computer club rush into strategy. The dialogue looks as follows:
You have captured Israel. And then what?
How what? I would sell it back to the Jews.
And then then?
I will capture again. And then...
I understood, I understood. The last question is nationality.
and yes!! to

At least enough for normal...

Operation "Nahui House2"
On the desktop, create a DoSTNT.bat file with the following content:
ping -t -l 65500 -i 255 -w 10 tnt.ru
If desired, it can be started several times.
The main thing is that we (those who took home) a lot =)
Anonymous is anonymous? Let it pinch for days.
It will be written "The waiting interval for the request has been exceeded." so it is necessary,
We don’t wait for the server’s response (we’re afraid of its answers), but simply fluim.
The Botnet owners are with us! = = )

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not at all "tnt.ru", but tnt-tv.ru... it is first and second this shit show has its website dom2.ru, why not a TV channel, which gave us a lot of interesting, dote house2, once already - Operation "Nahuy House2" ))

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Bring it to the best, so that it does not reach the empty.

I can’t tell you anything, you’re awesome. Will you be with me?
She is blin.
She: And I think what are you, the flowers, the movies, the cafés.
She: Do you not know?? to
He: Do you have a boyfriend?
She said: No, fucking shit. I am lesbian. I have a girlfriend.
He is: Oh oh fuck.

Only in our country can you see the door with the inscription:- "Be careful the door sometimes falls"
I was afraid to open.

Be easier with her! Be yourself! The door and all.
HHH: That’s all
I liked the first one more! ;)

No matter what young woman you take in wives, as soon as they grow younger.

One of the most successful jokes of past times belongs to the Englishman.
Horatio de Vir Coulou. He handed out carefully selected tickets to the theatre.
men with baldness, resulting in looking at their glowing skulls with
The above line could clearly read a rough word.

The neighbor is a genuine gin. Open the bottle, it’s here.
by anekdoton.ru

xxx: I've got sex here, with a virgin)) what to do so that everything is technically done?
yyy: pull out the cable, pull out the glass

Fixing the glasses on my cheeks, I thought it was time to play sports and start losing weight!( by