The troll:
Oh women! To get an orgasm in so many centuries they have never learned, but imitate it almost from the very, imho, stone age.

Oh guys! For so many centuries they have not learned to know from girls how they like it, but they complain that they imitate pleasure, so as not to harm the self-love of these males.

Ishpanec: Yes, you are still that damn
Jay: No, I’m nice, fucking and purple

News from Mail.ru:

Poetry festival in Afghanistan ended in shooting

Yesterday evening in Ashan. I go to the box, there is the cashier (k), a guy of 25 years old. I extend the cactus, then there is a dialogue:
Q: This is the most coloured cactus I’ve ever seen. He even has red lashes. Why do you buy it?
I: I think he is cute.
K: I think not. You, girls, I noticed, you love all the cuddles. Cactuses and roses.
I: The men...

xxx 21:56
I tested the honey book. The results on Wednesday for lunch are ready and I have a trip to meetings at 16:00, well, I am coming to KVD on the 12th day and the nurse before my nose announces that I have finished working and wait for an hour to come another and I am late and with all my open soul I say to her girl I can't wait for me to leave today for a trip. And here the heart-hearted grandfather sitting in a row gives. Sister, tell her the results, and then all the soldiers don’t let God give birth.

XXX: Listen to me
XXX: Don’t be afraid of me.
XXX: I’m ready to believe you’re a peder.
YYY: Listen, don’t scare me, I’m ready to believe you don’t.
xxx: =) enough of the pederast theme
YYY: Yes you are right. I hate pets.
Are you a pitcher?
xxx: not
YYY: Will you be friends with me and hate peddlers?
YYY: We can even watch a film about the piddles to know the enemy in the face.
XXX is fucking.

Democracy is useful for:
and Baba;
The whistle;
of Homosexuals;
The mentally sick.
For the heterosexual white man, democracy is a series of prohibitions. Don’t worry, don’t tell pidders that they are pidders, babies just press their complexes and united logic, mentally ill people can’t be killed for numerous acts of violence.
Excellent form of government.

What can I do to get to sleep?
yyy: I think hot milk with honey will help..or in a warm bath.
zzz: Only a scarf on the face. Only Hardcore

One day you will ask me what I love more: you or life. I’ll say: "a wet bowl"... and you’ll stay, because you’re also fucking (c)

I am driving, my wife is on the right. The road is terrible – spring, Russia. After a delicious pit, I mourn road drivers for the poor quality of the road.
The wife throws a replica:
- This is probably b / u asphalt from Europe. there removed, we put it.

Have you married well?
by Mitchell (
Old: What happened?
Mitrich: My sense of humor will make me die in old age and no one will bring me the last bite of water.
Old man: So what?? to
mitrich:no what mla...in ZAGSE at the wedding took helium into his mouth and replied "yes, agree"...this plan was carried out for two months...

In Peter, at the hour of the night, the buchy, to drive very far, themselves from Moscow, the sleeping area, say the star or somewhere there. To preserve the intrigue, I will tell from the eyewitnesses.
We approach the group of 6 healthy cockroaches, and ask the compromising question - is there a needle? At the fainting eyes, a friend explained, we iPhone restart, or a taxi to the hotel can not order. After a long pause, we were told that there were no needles, called a taxi and that we would take care of ourselves.

From the gameplay of Risen 2:
Money is catastrophically lacking at first, which means you need to learn to steal quietly, and clean up what lies badly. It’s a bit strange when the owner of a tavern unrulyly buys the table silver stolen from his home, well, okay. We’ve never seen that in Skyrim before.

xxx(31.03.2012) - decided to wash the car today, the weather is good.
yyy(31.03.2012) - wash the car - to rain ))
xxx(31.03.2012) - tomorrow the weather promises sunny, so the rain will not I 3 site weather.
yyy(31.03.2012) - let’s try it )
xxx(01.04,2012) - the kid....

The cats are out of control. Too many beads! Too many beads!! to

ANST: No, I need to get in order.
iksss: do not complex about the appearance
I am constantly drunk.

I presented the seminar on physics today. As usual, he wrote a bunch of formulas, sometimes explaining, as he thought, understandable words for us. Then he cleaned the plate and summarized (pointing the finger on the clean plate):
The energy states are described by the formula that I have.

From the forum:
and XXX:
Why do most people get stuck in sex? Especially the men. The women are simply scattering this topic in their favour. What is that super popper?
OOOU :
Tell me, how long is it no longer?

Patriarch of Moscow and All Russia Kirill said that an information campaign was launched against the Russian Orthodox Church.

It is necessary to steal less, command to blast, and not go with the Holy Scripture, which has a thousand years in the affairs of the modern, unbelieving state.

And Andrei is really serious about me. :)
YYY: What did you introduce your parents?! to
XXX: Take up with the cat!