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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №150075
 04.04.2018
If you don’t see what’s happening around you, it doesn’t mean that those around you don’t see what you do.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №150074
 04.04.2018
I work in a clothing store. A boy comes in with his mother and says, "Give this beautiful girl the best dress, she's birthday today, I'm crying!" I put 120 rubles on the box and with an important look stood waiting for my mom to pick something. At the entrance was my father. He showed gestures that we would sell the dress for those 120 rubles, and he would then come and calculate. very cute.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №150073
 04.04.2018
From the testimony of Yulia Skripal: "When I bought a strawberry in Peterochka, I was still surprised - why Putin himself is there at the box office?"

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