xxx: I was once invited to the company, and they were hit to tears under the "Texas Massacre by Gasoline". Since then I have noticed how different people are.



Yyy: The company was probably all of Peter’s.



xxx: Yes😂 but it wasn’t the Peter’s mainstream yet.

I watched with my son Kolay (6 years old) the film "Karate-patsan". Cole always calls the main character a girl - he is confused by Jaden Smith's long hairstyle.

I: I also have long hair, but you recognize a man in me.

I recognize you on your cheeks and beard.

I: Well, if I’m joking, then you don’t admit?

I’ll admit to the other hair. in the hands. And in the nose.

Thank you son.

When I was 15, I had friends who were four years older than me. And as a boy I was grown up, a sportsman – nothing different from them (in terms of appearance).

As - then once we went to visit girls, and I got a couple of girls of their years. So we rest, we drink wine, I tell stories differently - and the girl will fit, and the edak, and the straw in her eye should be looked at and the shirt repaired...

In short, we went to accompany the ladies.

I, leading the lady to the cottage, stand, say goodbye, and she asks me: what is the biggest car you know?

I’m wow, Belaz, 40 tons, wheels from home!

This is the brake of this white! and left...

When I told my friends about this, I didn’t understand what happened.

xxx: What does a tattoo on your penis mean in the form of a dot? What, juro, wait, the member will stand up and the point will turn into a detailed map of the Tver region



Yyy: Fubla, why do you show your member to Yura?



XXX is bro. Bro is fucking.



YYY : STOP Do you really think it is better?

It is not enough to hit everything, you do not have to catch your finger yet.

happened today. First action: time - half an hour before lunch, the place of action - the smoker, the actors - me and my boss. The manager is interested:
Are you going to lunch today?
A small clarification: the boss is not in the car, I am always in the car, but I rarely go to lunch.
I don’t know, probably. I wanted to take my dog to the vaccine for lunch. What did you want?
- Yes, I need to go to the barber, so I thought, if you go - maybe you will catch me, otherwise you need to call a taxi.
"Now I will call the nursery and if there is a vaccine, then I will go, and I will take you away.
Second action: the time is five minutes before lunch, the place of action is the office of my department, the actors are me, my boss and all the employees of the department. I call the veterinarian and say to the veterinarian:
Do you have a vaccine? (The Department is listening)
What interests you?
- I am interested in imported, combined, which must include rabies vaccine (the department hears).
Well, it’s a pity that I’m killing my dog twice, and so all the vaccines once.
Yes to eat.
Can I come in now? The Department Hears.
Yes come here.
I hang the phone and say to the boss:
- All, I agreed, there is a vaccine, we went - I will take you...
For the second five in the department is set a grave silence, then a wild laugh, everyone lies.

I understand correctly that our prices are bound to the dollar only when it rises, and when it falls, they are no longer bound?

When I was studying in the universe, the teacher asked us this question: "What do you need for happiness?" He began to question. The girls answered who “a lot of money”, who “a rich husband”, “healthy children”, “a good car” and so on. (When the turn came to me, I replied - "I don't need anything, I'm so happy," which caused a considerable surprise to the audience). Then the priest asked the following question: "What is happiness different from pleasure?" Everyone has thought here. “The correct answer is pleasure what do you do? Right they get. Thus e. When you get something, you get pleasure, not happiness. Because if you take away what you got, you automatically become unhappy? And happiness is not only to take, but also to give, to live in harmony with the world, it is a relationship to the world around you.

Gold words for me.