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[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №16223
 04.05.2009
We talked about the man at work here, he worked with us before. The old man was already old, there was no memory, but he loved to read terribly. When he goes to work a book about the Indians, he reads... that the thread will be turned away, the thread will go away, the men will turn his pages 10 back. He comes and continues to read... so long he was mocked until he began to complain. grit "that for a book such, I have been reading for a week, and these Indians will all jump and jump"))))

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №16222
 04.05.2009
My friend works in a small office. They do not have their own seedlings. And every time the buffs have something flying on a compass, on the advice of this acquaintance, they call me, for each challenge they plow 300r. Problems with inertia in buffs occur about once every 2-3 days.
Here and today pulled back all the wires and lost thinking whether it is worth or not to take a cleaner in the share...

[ + -6 - ] Comment quote №16221
 04.05.2009
To hunt for luck, you need to get a license from fate.
by Yuri Tatarkin

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №16220
 04.05.2009
We gathered with friends to shuffle out of town. A young man was hanged on his neck.
8 year old brother. Summer, warm, this nest took the water with it
The gun began to smash everyone in the car. We take half of the pain.
The toy. God why did we do this??? The next half hour was like this.
The hysteria... horror, it ended when the patrol stopped us.
The Gaia car. So, the picture is a girl (I), 6 guys thunder and crying
The police officer asks:
Whose child?
by Oleg:
My brother
M: Why are you crying?
Isaiah (the younger brother) cried:
They have a gun.
My hands were raised above my head, the guys were placed on the ground.
When the police learned what gun it was about, they laughed a long time.
The boy sat quietly all the rest of the way, believe me ?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №16219
 04.05.2009
May 1st is a holiday for those who still have work.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №16218
 04.05.2009
Lot at auction:
Cat, new, almost no b/u
Status rating: Excellent
Duration: from six months to one year
Description of Lot:
The cat is rough, rough. There are 4 legs (reserve is not provided by the design), tail and ears. The color of the body is wet asphalt, tuned under the tiger with black stripes. Volume capacity, type of fuel - everyday. Toughened Toughened Toughened Toughened. In excellent condition, the life of only one year, the distance is small - prefer to lie down rather than walk. Call - Maximus, responds to Tushchenko, Hey you and fuck!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №16217
 04.05.2009
To tell you something?
I bought a glossy laptop. Guess what to tell me?
Wipes are there.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №16216
 04.05.2009
<666>: The Woman! If I had a gun, I would have hit you!! to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №16215
 04.05.2009
Were you in space today?
Tagged4: was
What was in the lab?
Tagged with: o! So unusual. The lab has never been so interesting as it is today.
Lena: And what exactly?
Vadim4: The entire men’s contingent stood around a cup of petri and trembled into it.
Is that what excited you so much?
Vadim4: We just thought, and suddenly Lena will ask what was at the lab today, and we will not even have anything to tell.

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