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[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №29547
 04.05.2010
From the forum (writing by someone’s mother):
In short, this is the situation. He has a nice girl in the group. He speaks of her precisely in the "love key": he says, she is him, she loves him, and so on. Meanwhile, I don’t even know what a person she is and how she treats my child. I have seen her close by a couple of times. Interest from her side to her son did not notice (going past, with me, at least, talking about nothing with him and not even looking, walking past). She looks at me, and I blink at her. <..> I don’t know how and when to go to them with an invitation. Yes, and I want to help the child, I know how difficult it is to approach the object of sympathy. And it’s not the age when sympathy can cut off. <..> And will they not take me away? Will they consider it another conundrum... or try to find out their phone? Or can they not give, even for that reason? Of course, I will not talk about the feelings of the child to the mediator, nor to the parents of the girl. How to?

Question: How old are the children?
Answer: 3-4 years

[ + 77 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29546
 04.05.2010
in Kazakhstan (as well as in the
But we found the lump anyway.
We are with you.)

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №29545
 04.05.2010
The xxx:
Megaphone sends a message.
Are you tired of cards, melodies and games?
I thought, “Yes, shit, I’m tired of it!”
I slide down.
Get the new ones!“!”

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №29544
 04.05.2010
And I remember once in the fifth grade on the dictionary the word "motorcycle" with mistakes written. It was "Matthew ". Spring was...

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29543
 04.05.2010
to this

Today I go from work, and my black cat crossed the road, and then immediately in the opposite direction. I think she cancelled her decision or doubled the alleged trouble?
_______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___
Here you have to find out what. Scalar cat or vector. If vector, then all the norm, but if scalar...

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №29542
 04.05.2010
I plant potatoes and the cat is watching. He went away and began to dig a hole. He stopped, thought, approached and sat down in a potato hole. Why dig when it is ready?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №29541
 04.05.2010
DiMoS (Support): According to the survey: after orgasm
DiMoS (Support): 16% are smoking
DiMoS (Support): 18% go to the shower
DiMoS (Support): 66% press alt+f4
Magnus: in light alloy esc
DiMoS (Support): You are burning up!

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №29540
 04.05.2010
In shelter, I go into my room. On the bed is a neighbor with a crazy view, wrapped in a pit. He asks me:
“Michael, do you believe in miracles?
No, I do not believe!
Look at it! - and take hands for the naked wires that hang out of the roof. You see! You see! I was not hit by the current.
Oh, this is this. I also had such a miracle now, the switch ticked, and the light did not light up. There is no blasphemy in the house, Apostle Andrew, you are mine! Stop drinking beer, go drinking beer!
–...! ...! ...!

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №29539
 04.05.2010
You are from where?
From the Ukraine!
Get our gas back!!! to
I’ll put the envelope in the envelope and send it by mail.

[ + 15 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29538
 04.05.2010
The closest to God are not those who blindly believe in him or do not believe in him, but those who wonder what God is.

[ + 38 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29537
 04.05.2010
10th Graduate Class in 1987. You remember, of course, the exam on Marxist-Leninist philosophy – and this is about 50 questions of such nonsense, in which, as I understood after the case below, nobody understood, and even the teachers who taught it.
So, like any normal person, I hardly got into all this shit, and since I was great on the rest of the items, I was just lost - there was nothing to cover! (But the literature was nothing to cover, I could not understand their problems, because I listened to Vysotsky, who at that time was not a classic, which he was not worse, but was forbidden. My friend was not lost in the legacy of philosophers and told me the mechanics of passing the exam in philosophy: "You know the history of the CPSU!" - It was the first question of the ticket (well, there are the facts and they can be remembered: well, Lenin lived, Lenin floated, Lenin will eat, etc. D is. “But in philosophy you must know that whatever ticket you would get,” continued my dear, “you 1) repeat the question itself 2) then bring it to matter and consciousness with one sentence 3) and tell the first ticket that you already know, which just defined the above-mentioned relations of matter and consciousness.”

It came out of it that it was necessary to learn one first ticket and reduce everything to it - my mathematical brain has learned the "formula of surrender"!
An example of the application of the formula below: I found the 20th session (not sure, since many years have passed, but not in the number of cases - enter any)))) but I remember that it was more than or equal to 20, so let us say the 20th): and the 20th enriched the Marxist-Leninist.
So the formula of the answer was simple: the 20th session introduced a new relationship of matter and consciousness, which Leninistically consists of... followed by the material ticket number one for 5 minutes of trekking! and all!
Dear was right: no one remembered the post-twenty-year-old and the exam was passed perfectly!))))))

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №29536
 04.05.2010
It was 0 degrees Celsius this morning. The hydrometeorologist said that by evening.
It will be twice as warm. What will the temperature be tonight?

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №29535
 04.05.2010
Investors come to Mikhailov
- Nikita Sergeevich, we gave you 55 lemons of green on Sun Tired 2. We haven’t seen that money in the movie. Where are they?
How where? Have you seen the battle scene in the fog? So in this fog two tank divisions and one and a half thousand statists in costumes!

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №29534
 04.05.2010
A second synagogue was opened in Yekaterinburg. This is the second synagogue opened in Yekaterinburg. Unlike the first synagogue, this synagogue is the second.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №29533
 04.05.2010
Sometimes I drink coffee in the morning.
WOW: about what?

[ + 146 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29532
 04.05.2010
to this:

Call me, call me! Call me, fuck, call me immediately! After a while, send a SMS or mail.

Now let me tell you who has read this song, but not stupid XD

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №29531
 04.05.2010
Talissa: we have fun people still... drove in the subway, in the neighboring car for some reason there was no light, and there were three kinds of treacherous guys... so here, they half the way depicted that they are running away from someone on the car, then they are supposedly eaten by Something, they knock and scream, and then slide on the glass) (the part of sliding on the glass was apparently loved and performed many times with real acting mastery)) somewhere to the 3rd station I considered that the main "participant" after sliding still falls from the top of the spade))) but when they danced in the doors between the stations and called the people into the car....

[ + 77 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29530
 04.05.2010
Pupkin-sun: Cheburek is really a big pet?
Everyone in the world is Pelmen. A sandwich is not a spat pellet. Macarons are small peelings without meat. We are also pellets. The theory of the universe’s structure.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №29529
 04.05.2010
Mish, I have two news.
XHH: Good - on the video from the country, it is clear that two couples had sex.
Bad girl: We only took one girl.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №29528
 04.05.2010
XXX: Jesus loves you
YYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: Is it really shuffle?

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