Video of a man crossing the road beating lightning. The first comment:
It looks like a Chinese. So, as many of them, the likelihood of hitting the lightning in the Chinese is great.

I work in a computer firm, today two systems were brought to work for repair, both were under a password, the manager calls the first client, recognizes the password, while recording all stood smiling, the password turned out to be - "Athlete", calls the second client, everyone almost broke out of laughter...password - "kAlbasa"

Sometimes there are such princes that it is better to marry a horse.

The Musketeers 2011 with Mila Jovovich:
There are no zombies here.

XXX: I have the most reliable way to hide the roof
xxx: sprinkled into a folder, a folder in hidden, a hidden folder in a tree from a bunch of other folders, a tree in a sprinkled screw, a screw on a virtual machine, a virtual machine in hidden, a virtual screw file into another hidden folder in a similar tree of folders on a real wind
You are a perverted man.

It is a pedestrian. On the radio advertising of the auto parts store: "...and also - steering tips, ball supports, leverage (read the vital details of the car). We are at the Orlovsk Cemetery, but we are full of optimism.

The secretary of staff explained on the phone how to go to the office, as always with a dull text and mechanical voice, and after she finished her unfortunately in the tube asked "Sorry, and this is a man?".

He works as a pathologist. My favourite quote is "If anything – call".

They killed Benny!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

The body of a dead whale was transported through the streets of China.
Suddenly a whale exploded.
Locals in shock, zoologists in confusion.

Alkaida has become more creative.

Women made of ribs, but never made flesh, are called mannequins.

I heard in the route:

And he, who at all?
“Lieutenant Mil... this, the police. In short, the employee
The security bodies.
In the sense?
In other words, Gonzo!

The prince married. The criminal was killed. It’s just a Disney weekend on Earth!

The name Skolkovo itself arose from nowhere and to many by ignorance seems to be some completely new geographical point that cannot be reached. In fact, this has long been a well-known platform Vostryakov, normally attached to communications to the city. It is located immediately behind the ICAD, that is, not the furthest dust in the universe, so that the whole country can build a special road there, an incredible length of 5 kilometers (precisely - 5 kilometers 340 meters) for an incredible money of 5.75 billion rubles, that is - one billion per kilometer. It feels like the builders were cutting through eternal frost, crushing rocky soils, digging deep tunnels and pulling super-complex bridges. And all this somewhere far from civilization, in the conditions of the exhausting carriage of every nail. But the road collapsed anyway.

The man calls: "look out from the balcony"! I think he "I love you" wrote on the asphalt. And he - "You see where I stand, here our wifi is caught". It is romantic! ))

Are you going to go on your birthday tomorrow?
I am 18 tomorrow, I will be dismissed.)

Only our people are like the cow who is most concerned about the fulfillment of the meat plan.

We sat with a girlfriend and our boys in the country, the boys had to dismantle the old Soviet sofa.. from the neighboring room we heard four phrases:

What a shit?! to
Am I an Ebu?
And naked...
Well and fuck...

Two minutes later, the sofa was dismantled, I admire the Russian guys.

We lie with my girlfriend, we see Viya.And honestly, it is still scary to me.Well, we lie down, we look.And at the moment when the witch arises from her grave and begins to roll around the foam. I want the same night!

Everyone says, I want a prince, a prince. I am a modest revolutionary. To those princesses.

by Obana! The Great Second!
Hope Konstantinovna, have you seen my cowards?
“Well, you know, Volodynka, Felix Edmundovich carries everything to the Museum of the Revolution.